Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Annoying Thing Your Parents Or Other Adults Have Said To You When Bugging You About Dating?

Me: "Mom, when can I date?"
Mom: "When you are 30."
My friends: "THERE IS SOMEBODY WHO THINKS YOU ARE CUTE!!!!!!"
Mom: "Sorry, no dating until 30."
Me: "Mom can I date ONCE?!"
Mom: "Alright, but when he breaks up with you, I don't want to hear it."
Me: "YAYYY"
Friends: "YAYYYY"
(NEXT DAY)
Moms friend: "Turns out he is not cute"
ME: OKAYYY I guess no dating then
mom: Alright the deals off
me: NOOOOOOO