Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Story From Your Life? (Closed)

my friend kicked a hole in my shirt, dont ask how

This isnt the funniest but, its really hilarious

So, I was in Sweden at an amusement park, and it had a big wooden hamster wheel, and I was walking on it, and my pants, because they were a bit big, got caught between two boards.

I fell down and went all the way up, then dropped down. worst part is, my pants fell down when it happened because... It was still stuck. No, I was not hurt.

Life

The funniest story of my life is trying to read Brent Johnsons posts and comments and not laugh like a maniac lol

Haha yes, this may be the funniest story in my life😅😂

When we (me and my little sister) were children, we used to take our baths together. Ew. But I was 7 and she was 2, so...

Anyway, we were staying at my grandparents' house and yes, we were taking a bath. I turned back to get my shampoo and when I turned back again,
I saw her... with her poo... in her hands!😳 She asked me for a taste and I called my mom. 🤭😬

Okay, so this is kinda dumb and not very funny, but my family was moving, and we were at a point where we technically had ownership of both our old and new house. All the stuff had been moved to our new house, though. Anyway, my family was having a dumb conversation (like dumb on purpose) and this was basically what happened for part of it: (IDk the exact words that were said, but this is the basic idea.) (We're joking around the whole time btw)
My dad: "We're going to have to go to work Tuesday, so you guys will have to be home alone."
Me: "No! I can't be home alone with SISTER! How about I stay at our new house, and SISTER stays at our old one?" (Me joking, of course)
My sister: "Yay, I want to be at our old home."
Me: "You realize that there's no furniture there...?"
Sister: "Oh, right."
Me: "Still, we should leave you at old house, while I'm at new house."
Sister: "I'll just walk over."
Me: "I'll lock the doors."
Sister: "I'll use a saw and saw the windows open."
Me:...
Dad:...
Sister: "What?"
Me: "You-you can't SAW a window open. You can use a saw to smash the glass, but you can't saw it open."
We all start laughing hysterically.
(Sorry if this is a little long. XD)

Ok so I’ve got one.
My mom was dating my stepdad and kept calling him Keith! His name is Eric so my poor grandpa never lived it down.
A few months later, my mom and Eric got married and the guy they hired to be the wedding dj kept calling him by a wrong name. It was so funny and my family jokes about it al the time.

I met a guy in a bar who proceeded to tell me he needed a heart transplant when he was an infant to which I responded : "Did you get one?"..... he stared at me in silence for a few seconds. We had a good laugh about my obvious blonde moment.

My mom was teaching me how to make macaroni with hotdogs. I was chopping the hotdogs while I waited for the water to boil. The water started to boil before I was done with the hotdogs, and i started freaking out. I asked my mom if it would taste bad if I burned the water. This was about a month ago, and I’m 13.

Another time I was doing the dishes and asked my mom where the “thing” was. She was confused as to what I was talking about and asked to elaborate. So I said “the water go down protector thingy” I was talking about the drain plug.

My husband and I booked a couples massage without knowing the place. There was a bit of a language barrier so we shrugged and agreed to their up-sale of a “spa shower” for each of us. I had mine before the massage. A young girl had me get nude, lay on a shower bed, she gives me tiny wash cloth to cover myself which she promptly removed then she washed me with a big sponge and enthusiasm. It pushed my comfort zone. Then I realized they were gonna give my much more shy, old fashion husband the same treatment at the end of his massage. It was almost impossible to contain my laughter during the massage knowing what was coming for him and how uncomfortable he’d be. I thought about warning him or interjecting but he’s a grown man plus I was paralyzed by the hilarity and awkwardness. When he came back to the massage room after his spa shower and we were alone, my sheepish husband whispered “she just washed ALL my junk.” We dressed quickly, tipped our therapists without making eye contact and laughed all the way home. It was awesome.

In my youth i looked quite like Scott Styris the cricket international. I was walking through a shopping mall when Richie McCaw The ALL BLACKS captain walked up to me and said G'day Scotty. I let him think I was Scott Styris, then made an excuse and escaped. Brilliant.

So I'm not very old still in high-school so it may not be as funny, but it makes me giggle every time, anyway......

My friend and I were walking to the grocery store and decided that we needed a mc flurry afterwards so that's what we did but on the way in I went first tried to hold it for my friend it slipped and hit her and she screamed, she was okay but we couldn't stop laughing. Don't come at me I apologized alot.

my parents told me when i had learned how to crawl what my brother left the basement door open and i crawled thro and i tumbled down the stairs and they thought i was a grapefruit, so they were searching for me and i answered once and all they heard was......"waaah"
XD

When I was younger I had a bad case of the sleep screams and i would flail around alot (still happens but not as much) Anywho one time I had a sleepover and scince I had a queen bed (We had recently moved and my parents got a new bed so i got there old one) we both slept on it together. I woke up around like 2 in the moning to find her up and my parents crouded around. I didnt know what was happening so my friend told me. Apparentaly i was flailing and kicking and stuff, then when she went to wake me up i proceeded to scream BLOODY MURDER than when i stopped I peed the bed so... Hope im not possesed. still happens like that one time I got up in the middle of the night to open the window (I was sleeping) and i woke up to my window open and i freaked out its ok tho. Also i sleep walk so lots of funny stories abt that too. now that im thinking about this i should probably go to the doctor

Not the funniest but a good memory! My husband and I went to our favorite coffee shop on our weekly date night. I got my favorite drink and as I was walking out the door I tripped on the doormat and threw my drink out the door and onto the pavement. My husband was mortified but I could not stop laughing! The super sweet barista made me another drink for free because she felt so sorry for me!

One day I was writing something and I couldn't remember how to spell "of". I was thinking "ov?" "uv?" neither looked right. I had a dictionary but that doesn't help if you have no idea how it is spelled, so I grabbed a fiction book and started reading until I found it. Once I realized it was spelled with an F I was disgusted by how stupid it was spelled. Such a simple word and they spelled it totally wrong.

Funniest thing? Hmm there's a lot to chose from. Let's go with this one...
I was in middle school. So, basically, there was this one teacher that nobody likes. We called her Mrs. A. Mrs. A was our gym teacher. One day, we were playing dodgeball in gym. So before the 6th period (gym class), we all teamed up and decided we were going to grab all of the balls and chuck them at Mrs. A. I know, I know, not very nice but mind you we were in middle school, and Mrs. A was a brat. Well, long story short, we threw the balls at Mrs. A. and the principal walked into the gym at just that moment. She gave all of us a week of detentions. So, obviously, we were mad. Us being idiotic middle schoolers, we formed a plan to ambush her with the dodgeballs. We threw the dodgeballs at her. The assistant principal was standing next to her. The principal fell into the assistant principal and they both ended up on the floor.
It's not so funny to people who didn't know my classmates and teachers, but I thought it was funny.

Not that funny but one time I spelled okay oaky, and it has become an inside joke ever since.

My dog barks in her sleep. Sometimes I'll wake up at like 3:00 am to "wroof wroooof"

i have another one bout my other late doggo. We had recently moved and were staying at my grandmothers house. My dog was sniffing around the dishwasher when it was almost full (and open) and her collar caught on one of the prongs. She freaked out. (Keep in mind the kitchen had a tiled floor) Long story short we dont have very many plates anymore lol

I liked eating ice when I was young. I think I ate too much and threw up. Note that this was at a pretty formal dinner, and I threw up over the table. Waitress wasn't pleased...