Just read the title.
#1
I saw an Instagram post where someone asked what something was and someone commented, "It's an optional illusion".
2points
#2
I once knew someone who sing along to "Bennie and the Jets", but they didn't know they lyrics, so they would go along and sing, "She's got electric b00bs, her mom is two, you know I'm ready and I'm higher than theeeee.."
1point