I'll start, I thought of a joke by myself and this is it
"Q:What do painting water and drinking water have in common?
A:They're both palate/pallete cleansers!"
#1
A priest, an imam and a rabbit go to blood donation.
The rabbit says “I’m a type O.”
1point
#2
How do you roast a cobbler? You make fun of his shoes.
1point