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#1
the one that sticks in my mind was from the arts toilets at uni
"if stank is the past tense of stink, is wank the past tense of wink?"
"if stank is the past tense of stink, is wank the past tense of wink?"
7points
#2
" this factory is like a cactus, except a cactus has the pricks on the outside"
5points
#3
at my old school, someone wrote "I'm gay" on the bathroom wall, and someone else wrote "me too" and someone else wrote "no way, same" followed by several girls writing down their insta handles. brought me so much joy
4points
#4
Two examples I saw many years ago on a train station wall:
1. God is dead - Fred. followed by, in a different handwriting - Fred is dead - God.
2. Femfresh tastes awful.
1. God is dead - Fred. followed by, in a different handwriting - Fred is dead - God.
2. Femfresh tastes awful.
3points
#5
With zero context I read the following and even though this was years ago the graffiti has stuck with me, perhaps because of the nickname?
Jumping Dave is gay.
Jumping Dave is gay.
2points
#6
"I'm having lesbian urges, guys."
2points
#7
lol = lol
wtf = what the f**k
Your brain is weird lmaooo
wtf = what the f**k
Your brain is weird lmaooo
1point
#8
Very inappropriate one (girls bathroom)
"Butts3x is like sh1tting, but something is going IN your a$s instead"
"Butts3x is like sh1tting, but something is going IN your a$s instead"
0points
#9
Graffiti 1: Bitches know that I'm alive
Underneath graffiti 2, girly handwriting: ...they just don't care
Underneath graffiti 2, girly handwriting: ...they just don't care
0points