Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Thing Your Dog Has Eaten? (Closed)

A McFlurry spoon, a pencil case and some of its content, including highlighters which led to days of fluorescent poop.

When picking up some hidden doggie doo in my yard, I found an entire beaded bracelet in my dog's poop. My daughter didn't want it back for whatever reason. 🙄

Norwegian bricks. Allow me to explain.

Many, many, many years ago (mid-1980’s) we had a black Labrador Retriever that we took in after a friend rescued her from wandering the streets. Her name was Samantha and we called her Sam. She weighed about 85 pounds, was fiercely loyal, but (omg!) she was dumb as a box of hair.

A few years later we moved our mobile home out to a rural area on 5 acres and built our first house. The material used was a structural brick called Norwegian brick. After the construction was completed and we moved in, we would often see Sam lying outside with a leftover brick, happily chewing away on it as a normal dog would with a large bone. This apparently made her happy, so we did not intervene.

She lived on to a ripe old age, possibly due to a diet rich in minerals, and I’ll just leave you with that word picture.

her own muzzle. i found out by seeing the plastic in her poop and recognizing the color. we never even put it on her and she hated the thing.

We have a 120 lb. American Bully that absolutely hates that my husband has to go to work everyday.... He punishes him by eating his jeans... 🙄😳🤣🤣... He chews the belt loops, zippers, and buttons off of them, every chance he gets... He's 2 years old and he's been chewing up his dad's jeans every time he leaves the house since he was about a month old; funny thing is, he doesn't touch anything at all in the house except for his jeans....🤣🤣🤣. I'll bet he's "eaten" over 100 buttons, zippers and belt loops, but we've had him to the Vet several times and he's in perfect health 😁😊😁....

We had a husky/golden lab mix. He got accidentally suck in the basement for a couple hours. He ate the couch. Only springs and wood was left. The whole damn couch. He was fine afterwards. We removed the basement door after that.

Whale blubber! We were on vacation at the Outer Banks in North Carolina. Apparently, there was a beached whale that they just buried in the sand a few weeks prior. I was told they leave it there to keep the ecosystem intact.

The problem is the tide had washed some of the sand away and exposed parts of said whale and my dog went STRAIGHT FOR IT.

It smelled horrible and he was throwing up blubber the rest of the day. Yeah, of course he rolled in it too! SO GROSS!

socks, pants, t shirts, shoes, money, all my boyfriend's stuff, never mine.

My dog (about 100 lbs) got out of the house and into the chicken pen, demolished a live chicken and proceeded to vomit an entire wing, feathers and all onto my fn BED! He was still a puppy and prob just playing, as he wasn't aggressive, but yeah... Also one time he ate a thimble resulting in $5k emergency vet bills for a surgery that never happened...only because he freaked out and fell off the operating table, giving himself the Heimlich which dislodged it from his airway. Oh and 2 lbs of my Godiva chocolates I got at Christmas while I was 6 months pregnant (you should never steal chocolate from a hormonal pregnant lady, so rude!) God I miss that boy so much.

cat poop. My dogs would come inside, find the litter box, and eat the poop.

I'll start. Cigarette butts and rocks are the craziest things my dog has ever eaten!

My dog once devoured an entire set of movie trilogy DVD cases, complete with the DVDs inside.

Oh, buddy. I had a rescued husky named Cody back in college for a while before we rehomed him with a family who had 27 acres for him to run on. He was nonstop energy. A non comprehensive list of things he ate &/or destroyed with his teeth: a purple highlighter, a sweater, the wooden rails of a porch, a pack of birth control, 3 AA batteries, an asthma inhaler...I feel like I'm forgetting some memorable ones.

ohohohohoh. toffee (my 20 pound cavachon mix) has eaten *consults list with old lady glasses* a chocolate meringue, with chocolate chips and chocolate mousse, a lamp wire, part of a desk, books, clarified butter, some of my school chromebook. those are the memorable ones lol

Successfully: probably either the other dog’s poop, DIRECTLY FROM THE SOURCE, or a crawfish. To this day, we still have no idea where he got the crawfish. We only know because he later threw it up.

Attempted: a used tampon

My slippers

rocks from the garden, carpet fibers, literal s**t, and feminine products

my whole 3 layer chocolate cake

a 3 pound bag of apples, a box of kcups, crystal light tea packets and pretzels. He got a 2 day vacation at the vets office to make sure he didn't get crazy sick. He was also a 140lb Great Dane. He recovered fine and I never forgot to gate off the kitchen again.

- Shingles from the roof.
- A round nerf bullet that he pooped out whole.
- A long piece of string that was very difficult to poop out.
- An enormous tick that I had just removed from his shoulder.🤢
- Silage. He loves silage.