Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Thing You Thought Or Believed As A Kid? (Closed)

i used to believed that when people died in movies it actually happend and actors sacrificed their lives for our entertainment hunger games style lol

I thought mexico was the only place where people spoke Spanish ;-;

(this gets a little weird btw) I believed that when the parents got married and kissed at the end, an egg would go up the mans throat into the moms throat and boom! BABY! I can't believe I thought that.

Kissing gets you preggers. Males and Females are treated equally. Eating watermelon seeds grew a baby watermelon inside your stomach. I once buried a painted-gold rock in my backyard, thinking someone would find it. Now its covered by tarp, rocks, pebbles, and dirt. I had long canines so I was a vampire. I licked blood off of my bleeding injuries in kindergarten. I thought preschool was hard. I crawled under a table and kissed a boy on the cheek in Pre-K. I thought my cat wasn't fat. I thought I was normal. Sorry for the length, I was a weird kid.

Thought that you got pregnant after you got married. Like something in your wedding ring made you pregnant. And that I came from a twinkle in my daddy's eye

I believed that gay meant happy

My grandma told me that if I drank water from a well and there were snake eggs in the water, I might swallow them and then snakes will roam my stomach and eventually kill me. I believed that until my late teens, even though we lived in a place where we didn't have wells...

Hearing my parents' stories of WWII, I believed planes flying over our house were going to drop bombs. And we lived where planes descended to a large airport regularly. Also a Bela Lugosi movie on TV convinced me Frankenstein lived in the woods by my house. Yeah, I was scared a lot back then.

That when a call went to voicemail, there was literally a woman waiting there to give you the message that you've reached voicemail!

i wanted to have 6 children with 6 different woman when i was three

That if I talked too much during long car rides I would grow a mustache (mom lies...). But instead of talking less, I just checked my upper lip more frequently. Was always relieved when nothing had grown.

I thought that women pooped, peed, and gave birth all out of their butt.

Cars were all out to run us over, but if you ran across the street very quickly, you'd be okay. I watched far too many cartoons as a kid where characters were constantly getting run over by cars and trains.

In a case of mistaken identity I was convinced that Ronald Reagan (POTUS at the time) was a man I’d seen on TV and had intense debates with my parents to stop calling the real RR the President when we all know it’s Sidney Poitier...

I believed that if I sat on the toilet to long, a snake would bite my ass

That Captain Cook and Captain Hook were the same person.
That Australia was the Oz in the Wizard of Oz. The Wizard was whoever is the Prime Minister of Aussie at the time
FYI I grew up in New Zealand.

As a child I thought cats & dogs were the same animal, that cats were the girls & dogs were the boys — like the boys & girls at school, I guess: all the same (human) animal but girls different from boys.

I believed that once I fell asleep I wouldn't wake and once I did my parents would be gone... Yeah, I know weird right, but why I thought this was because my ONLY fear was not having my parents around. Dad always said he would be there for me to save the day. ( my superman ) Mom said she would too be there always, (My wonder woman) not to save the day but to be there for me when I needed her the most. But yet I got bullied for 4 years STRAIGHT and I'm still alone... dad I got beat up every day, where were you then, huh??

I thought because my eyes are Blue that's the only color i could see.... yea i know makes no sense but i was like 6. I also thought dinosaurs were still alive ( i just love them so much)

I remember thinking that shadows could talk and I have very long conversations with my room shadows before sleeping.