Hey Pandas, What Is The Biggest Lie You've Told Your Parents?

That I'm straight. (I did come out, but it is still a big lie I told.)
And tOtAlly comfortable with my gender identity and name.
And I don't want to date anyone.
And my mental health is fine.
And my friend didn't hate me.
And I don't have trust issues.
And my day at school was fine.
And I have the same religion as them.

I once told them my scars were from me falling the previous day.

That I'm straight.