Hey Pandas, What Is One Lie That You Told And Never Came Clean About? (Closed)

My mum asked me in this rlly bitter tone "are u a girl"
Im a paranoid idiot so ofc I was like "uhm yeah sure"

✨lies lies lies✨

Im fine
I ate
No they’re old scars
I scratched my leg climbing a tree
I dont remember my ex uncle (raped me ages 3-7 and abused me and my cousins)
It’s fine
I dont mind
My stomach hurts
I dont want to die
Idk where the knife went
I had a bloody nose
Idk why u heard crying
Im just tired
Im not crazy
Im js cold
I haven’t lost weight
Im not hungry
Im good how are you

i used to lie to get out of track practice. once i decided to just hide in the field and not go. it was successful.

i feel kinda guilty about it ngl

that ive never tried to kill someone. i attempted to kill my bullies as a revenge, i tried to burn their house down one by one. nobody knew i did it. till now.

It is all my fault. I was the person who ran away into the woods last Thanksgiving for a walk. It was my own fault. My own fault I came home bleeding because of how hard Michael punched me, slamming me into the rocks and glass, how hard Amelia kicked me in the face, and that I was slapped for crying when I got home. It was all my fault. I never should have gone for a walk. I ruined everything.

It is my fault I hate holidays. My fault I hate birthdays. And my fault that I'm a terrible daughter. I'll never be enough. Every bad thing that's ever happened, every time that Michael almost killed me, every time that I was beat, every single time...

It was my fault.
But I lied, because nothing seems to make a difference.

In elementary school (I want to say I was in 4th grade, or possibly 5th). Anyway one of the neighborhood girls who was a year older and somewhat of a bad girl had gotten caught doing something wrong in the bathroom (the rumor was she was smoking). I know for a fact that she was caught doing something I just don't know what that something was; I asked her a week or so later & she said she wasn't smoking she was caught doing something else although she didn't tell me what she was "actually' doing. The day of the incident another neighborhood mom pick some of us girls girls (not the girl who got in trouble). As we were getting in the car I mentioned that I had caught the bad girl smoking & told the principal. I don't know why I said it. Anyway the mom mentioned it to my dad who was super proud of me. Even a year or so later I overheard my dad telling a couple of people about the incident & how I did the right thing. That was 30 years ago & this is honestly the first time I've told the story.

I never did my homework for math during the first quarter of 6th grade and I told my parents that I got a D because the teacher was crapy. They still haven't found out. I'm one of those straight As students and I feel really bad about it.

That I... am straigt

#1 that I'm fine.
#2 biggest lie- a guy who was my friend when i was 9- i told everyone he was my boyfriend- which may have been reality, its a little fuzzy- i held hands with him. But i lied and said i kissed him. he lives far away and i'll never see him again, but ppl still ask me about him till this day

When I was a kid, I hated middle school very badly, and sometimes skipped classes faking sick. I missed almost a whole week of school. Now my grandparent really wanted me to forgery single day, and also drove me to school. She always asked “how was school yesterday?” And of corse I had to say “fine” or else I thought she would be mad because I was so paranoid and scared of everything about being social. I missed weeks after weeks and had to say that. Still haven’t told her and never will. My brother also used to be lazy and pee on the floor in the corner thinking he was so sly. He was 5 and always said “Hey, Annabelle. I peed on the floor. Don’t tell anyone.” I never did, but eventually they stepped in it and you can guess where that went.

When I was in third grade we were studying Australia, and I did an experiment to see if the teacher would believe me. I told everyone in class that I was born in Australia, but we moved back to the U.S. early so I didn't have an accent. The teacher acted like I was telling the truth and I never found out if she really believed me or not. I never told my mom about it and apparently the teacher never brought it up with her.

I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THIS FOR FOREVER
I once added a random song to my moms playlist, wasn't any yk really annoying song, just a song
and it would play, randomly, she would get so mad cause she didn't add it, didnt know it, she didn't know it was on the playlist and searched the wrong name for it in her playlist so she couldn't find it,
confuse not abvse! that's how to prank!
tjis was the greatest thing I've done

When i was in kindergarten, I did some "bad" thing, like talk to my friend, or move, so I was told that instead of having recess, I had to sit and watch everybody else play. cruel i know. i could go on for hours about how terrible my kindergarten was, but I'm getting of topic. anyway, i was sitting by the wall, so I snuck of and played in the snow, (it was winter when this happened.) and the snuck back to where i was sitting. at the end of recess, the teacher asked me why there was snow in my hair, and i pointed at a group of third graders, and said they dumped a bunch of snow on me. i honestly don't know if the teacher believed me, but i didn't get in trouble.

being straight.