Hey Pandas, What Is An Amusing Short Poem You Made Up?

For my own question:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you wrong me
They'll never find you.

Now for the friends mentioned (disclaimer: it isn't true)
Rose's are black
I think I'm Bruce Wayne
I am delusional
I'm high on cocaine.

Roses are yellow
Violets are black
I see pretty colours
Cause I'm high on crack

Might add more if friends give permission.

New one( sorry about the number, I will stop if asked )

Roses decay
Nobody will sing
Everyone's dead
Cthulhu is king

Not exactly a poem, but a song I sing sometimes to my cat that's big and gray.

"You're a sea cow, you're a sea cow
A manatee, from the sea
You pretend to be a kitty
But really you're a manatee
You're a sea cow, you're a sea cow"