We all know that one job that just has a good pun to the name. What is yours?
#1
I work with my dad, who owns a janitorial business. we clean, wax and strip. his favorite pun was "I'm a professional Stripper. I'm so good, they pay me to keep my clothes on." he always gets dirty looks from mom when he says this, and he and I break down laughing regardless.
5points
#2
I would make a joke about my pay, but it's a low form of humor.
3points
#3
When I was a kid and would say to my Dad "I'm Hungry" he'd respond "I'm Austria, the country nextdoor".
Took me years to get it lol
Took me years to get it lol
2points
#4
I have a pun for jobless people, but sadly none of them work. (Please don't down vote. I'm jobless)
2points
#5
*death comes* Death-hello i’m here for you You- oh, finally a break!
1point
#6
"Good enough for government work" as we say at the post office ( sarcastically)
1point
#7
Team Work makes the Dream Work!
0points
#8
Work in Landscaping
There are companies called Lawn & Order
There are multiple puns to be made about grass
My fav is as a female in the industry is that Landscaper girls are good at blowing (leaves and dirt with the leaf blower, of course🙃)
There are companies called Lawn & Order
There are multiple puns to be made about grass
My fav is as a female in the industry is that Landscaper girls are good at blowing (leaves and dirt with the leaf blower, of course🙃)
0points
#9
'Looks good from my house.' Is one I use a bit. Sometimes for ductwork Ill say 'Insulation and tape will make it what it aint.'
0points