Some people just have a word that comes to them naturally.
#1
"Oh, for f*ck's sake!"
More and more of late.
55points
#2
"You uneducated potato!" someone please tell me which BP this was on i have a terrible memory lol 😂
23points
#3
"Same difference" . . . I don't even remember where I heard it but now it's part of my daily vocabulary 🤣
20points
#4
Recently I've been saying "oof" and "yikes" a lot.
19points
#5
"Well, f*****k me gently with a chainsaw."
It's from Heathers.
It's from Heathers.
18points
#6
I once wanted to say "cool beans" and "sweet" at the same time, so I split the difference and said "sweet beans". I don't know why, but I keep doing it on purpose now...
18points
#7
jiminy christmas
13points
#8
"I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream"
why do I say that
or "sup bitches"
why do I say that
or "sup bitches"
13points
#9
i’m a teacher so i can’t swear at work, so i’ve replaced every swear word with “cinnamon bits!”
13points
#10
Really ?
To my daughter that wanks to stick a fork in a power socket
To the client who doesn't think basic IT security is important in 2021
To the half-wits protesting about getting vaccinated
To the corrupt Australian federal government ministers taking million dollar personal donations and thinking its ok.
To the client who doesn't think basic IT security is important in 2021
To the half-wits protesting about getting vaccinated
To the corrupt Australian federal government ministers taking million dollar personal donations and thinking its ok.
12points
#11
Mine is saying „hee haw“ ALL the time
11points
#12
I have been saying “oh god” a lot lately
11points
#13
suuuuuure
11points
#14
I mumble FFS (for f%^+ sake) under my breath at least 20 times a day.
10points
#15
To the cats - “Will you please finish your food”. “Look at all this wasted food”. “Can you try and keep the food in the bowls please instead of spilling it on the floor”.
All three will be inscribed on my gravestone!
8points
#16
Your mom jokes lmao
8points
#17
lolllssss and neener
7points
#18
I don’t know why, but I CANNOT stop making Dad Jokes. My Kids and husband could say anything and all that comes out of my mouth is randomly stupid jokes.
It’s like every time I open my mouth my Dad comes out.
It’s like every time I open my mouth my Dad comes out.
6points
#19
I'm fine.
5points
#20
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
5points