Hey Pandas, What Is A Random Thought That Has Come Into Your Head?

What if humans aren't the smartest creatures on Earth? What if the Earth is being secretly ruled by some other species that we dismiss as "just another dumb animal" because they are smart enough to avoid being noticed by acting unintelligent?

Do turtles know what pineapple are? And what if dogs ruled the world instead of humans? 🤷

I wonder if it’s possible for US citizens to fire all of congress and start over? How would that work? Is there a constitutional way to do it?

Also…how does ink come out of pens? Haha

Does my cat wonder what I'm thinking like I wonder what he is thinking? Also, does he think birds are aliens?

What if I relaxed all of my muscles at once?

I know that is going to be VERY awkward. Be warned! Let us give it a go at my shower thoughts. If Mary (Jesus's mom) was virgin up until she gave birth just because... she didn't do IT. What about artificial insemination? Your not doing IT to get pregnant. Your just having the sperms get put into you. Are you still technically virgin?

I don't think I've ever seen a baby pigeon?

I wonder if my rescue dog, Brutus Augustus, ever thinks about me during the day like I think about him and his well-being.

If Hypo means low, and Hyper means high (like in medical terms) does that mean when you call someone hyper, you're calling them high??

What if there were, like, fish conspiracy theorists? And they wore tinfoil hats and told all the other fish not to eat the worms because the giants were attempting to bring them above the surface? And what if they built a giant robot made out of coral to kill all humans and then the military got involved? What if?

Thinks: Stranger things sucks

I think lemon is yellow orange

Ooh, I have one. Just popped into my head while heading back to work after lunch. Heaven is full of good people. Hell is full of evil people. So far, so good. But .. putting evil people with more evil people wouldn't be punishment, in fact they'd all have a good time. So .. putting evil people with a lot of incorruptible good people would be hell. Therefore, heaven and hell are the same place.

do penguins have knees?

Why do we exist?

I think there are a lot of people out there who have both brilliant ideas and simple solutions to a majority of the world's problems but don't have the money, the access or the "right" network of people that would allow those ideas to become something special.

That if something is done behind my back, it is in fact done in front of me. If someone is on the side of my back and sees it, they surely are in front of it, so BEHIND my back is in the opposite way.

Alright so I recently watched a bit of the TV show Columbo and those who are familiar with the show know that the main character is always referred to as "lieutenant" or "lieutenant Columbo" so his first name is never explicitly stated except for a blurry shot of his police ID so what if he's like some demons from certain media or a litch from DnD where they have a true name which always hard to pronounce and is often magical in nature and once learned can be used to command the entity in question which means that he's actually a magical entity or some minor deity who just so happens to be a cool detective with a wicked accent in his spare time.

That gold is only valuable because it's rare. But someone that comes to work on time and does their work good you see more often and is also considered valuable. Difference between gold and a human...one is alive

What do I want for breakfast in the morning. I am torn between donuts or pancakes.