Post your best puns.
#1
a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings... sorry couldn't help myself
3points
#2
Why were they called the dark ages? There were a lot of knights.
1point
#3
a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings:
1point
#4
That's a punny question
0points
#5
You have to say this to someone for it to work, but here we go:
You: "Ask me what the secret to comedy is."
Them: "What's the secret to co-"
You: "Timing! Oh, too early? Sorry."
You: "Ask me what the secret to comedy is."
Them: "What's the secret to co-"
You: "Timing! Oh, too early? Sorry."
0points
#6
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor
0points
#7
Have you heard about those corduroy pillows? Yeah, they've been making headlines.
0points
#8
Here's one by the great Groucho Marx. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
0points