Hey Pandas, What Have You Done Before And Never Got Caught? (Closed)

Well have I a story for all of you. I reguarly sneak pieces of leftover easter candy into my room to snack on at night. I have a small hill of wrappers. Also, I stole my DS from out of somewhere in my parents room. I fixed up the charger(DO NOT TRY AT HOME(I twisted the frayed bits back together) so I can infinently game all night long. I can also pick locks. So if my career path doesnt work I know what Ill do. ;)

When my uncle was in 10th grade, he had one class on the 2nd floor where the teacher never paid any attention to the class. He and my other uncle wanted to see just how much they could get away with. They brought tools into class, took apart a desk piece by piece, threw the pieces out the window, snuck out of class, built the desk back, left the desk outside, ran back up the stairs, snuck back into class, and the teacher never noticed. I love my family :)

I've snuck dad's car keys out a few times, never been caught!

I don't know if this counts, but 2 times I passed gas and my parents blamed it on our dog. I didn't tell them though.

I threw a bar of soap out of the window of an apartment on the 20th floor. It ended up landing in the neighbour’s pool. It was fun watching it bubble

One time I was at the park with two of my friends, and one of my friends' mom was there. (The park was right behind my school and also right behind our backyard, so I usually hung out there after school) So I ran home real quick to as my mom if I could walk my friend home, and she said I could only if my other friend and her mom went, too. They didn't but I went anyway. Ended up getting lost, asked 2 people for directions, and in the end a stranger drove me home. It could've ended very differently though, and I never told my parents but I did tell everyone at school the next day.

the first time i tried to commit suicide i jumped off of a bridge but instantly regretted it and i was able to hold on to the bridge and climb back up it. i never told anyone.

My parents work at the school I go to and sometimes when they go into the weekends to work there my sister and I ride around on bikes. Every time we go to a small market and buy candy and haven't been caught.

Played some video games when my parents thought I was asleep, truly a crime.

Nice try dad I won't tell you about the time I spilt bleach on your shirt and threw it away and lied about not knowing what happened to it... wait shiiii

I had an affair for five years, and my husband never found out, I was waking up very early every morning to go "running" just two blocks away to my lover's house, her wife was the one running each morning. I was meeting her halfway, sweating and huffing - once the deed was done - she was my running buddy. We broke up when she tore off a ligament :(

almost every night, I would sneak out to my kitchen, and get a glob of Nutella, I was never caught though because w had a dehumidifier in Georgia weather, so I spent a while timing how long it was on, (3:20) just so i could time my ninja sprints through the house.

J-walked. *gasp* Don't tell anyone!

I caught the front yard on fire. My stepsister and I were playing with fireworks in New Mexico, which is not the smartest of ideas. One of them whizzed off the driveway and into the waist high grass along the edge. The next thing I know the fire starts spreading. We put it out and covered the burnt parts with dirt. To this day I have no idea how my father didn't notice the gaping hole in the grass right next to the driveway.

The grand paper clip heist. In grade 5 my friends and I snuck into the classroom at lunch and picked the lock to the teachers drawers just so that we could steal as many paper clips as possible.

sneaking out at 2 am to go to a party on my street

i sometimes sneak my ipad or switch into my bed then play games till midnight

I killed my sister's rabbit. I strangled it to death. Then I started cutting it. I told my dad to fry it. Then we ate it. My sister forgot about it.