Hey Pandas, What Funny Names Do You Call Your Pet? (Closed)

My Goldendoodle, Auggie, More often than not gets called any of the following: Augustus, Floof, Poop, Poopy, Poopy-Floof, Auggie-Butt, or Auggo.

I have a bazillion nicknames for my dog Daisy: daisy doggie, miss wiggle butt, daisy-mazie, dd, and my most commonly used one, pup-pup

Coo coo birb instead of Choco because he cray-cray :)

My dogs name is Jimmy and I call him Jimmy Chew ironically but Jimmy hardly chews.....

My dog's legal name is Penelope, but she goes by Peenellowpooh, for unknown reasons.

My dogs Clio and Thalia like it when I call them Cutie and Beauty but when I call them Lardarse and Jellybelly they give me a fish-eyed scowl.

I always have silly nicknames for my pets/children. I had a feline leukemia positive cat once. He lived to be only 9 months old. But he was the sweetest and most loving boy. He was all grey and I used to love Garfield so I named him Nermal. But I always called him Nerman-Tater or Tater boy. The next male cat I adopted after he passed was named Tater in his honor.

My current babies have the following nicknames : Dog - Sophie, or Sophie Dophie, Cat: Trixie, Trixie Pita or Trixle.

Cat 1 - name is Mogwai... But also goes by Mugsy, Mugs, Muggins, Muglas.
Cat 2 - name is Tuna... But goes by Tuna Fish, Tuna Butt, Mr. Fish.
Cat 3 - name is October... But goes by Toby, Tobes, Tobers.

My dog’s name is Akela. She is a black American Lab with a white patch on her chest. We call her Kela Whale or Nutter Butter because she’s a nutter!

Well, My cat died in September, but we used to call her Fluffy Butt, Hazey, Ms. Meows-A-Lot, and I liked to sometimes call her Colonel Sanders. Her real name was Hazel

I have cats. Botox is Botox anytime - her forehead was wrinkled from childhood.
Blackie can be naughty to visitors (male cats), so sometimes he is Blackie Chan.
Ugly is opposite in colour and character of Princess (and we pronounce with first u, not a, she is cute). Her second name is Googlie. She can find anything if it can be eaten!

My dogs name is Murphy but I call him Mursky Mur

My cat's name is Tekeo. While texting, my husband typo'd a word and it came out tekeoatkuc. I don't remember what the text was supposed to be but it became an inside joke and when we adopted our cat after our honeymoon, we knew we had to use it as his name. 14 years later, Tekeo is still our first baby.

My cat's real name is Homey - inspired by Homey the Clown on "In Living Color". He has many nick names: Fuzz Butt, Fuzzbutticus, Shi-thead (say the th-- sound), and Shitty Kitty just to name a few.

5 cats, I call them baby, cat boi, loaf, cat baguette, floofy girl, floof, CATerpillar, and Presh(precious)

my dogs' name is snuggles so I call him snuggles the puggle
cause he's a pug

My cat once had some poop stuck to her tail and it got scraped onto the floor. I nicknamed her “Stinker cat”

My dog cloud: Mr. Cheese, Cloudybutts, Claude, Monsieur Fromage, Snoredoodle, Wigglybutts, Poumpam

My cat Zelda: Zouine, Zwizi, Zazou, Zim, Zaz, Zwizard

Poor them :( LOL

My dog was abandoned by these awful ppl who named him Gunner, but when he went to the pound they named him Odie,( which suits him much more) but any, for some reason I like to call Odie Odoe.

Emma is our neighbor's cat, but she comes to visit us often. We call her the Half-Cat because she's not ours, plus she's a Manx and has no tail.