Yoinked this right off of R/confessions but who cares.
#21
I purposely move things around the house when I mad at my husband or just looking for entertainment, I then watch my husband stumble around the house looking for said item.
Is it bad yes, is it hilarious, also yes because he is the worst finder in normal cases so its extra funny.
Is it bad yes, is it hilarious, also yes because he is the worst finder in normal cases so its extra funny.
7points
#22
I went to DisneyWorld with a co-worker and his girlfriend for a race. They were running a marathon and I was there for support. After the race we were back at the hotel room with a bunch of the other runners for drinks and recreation. I don't drink but they insisted that I join them in a couple rounds. From the first sip I knew it was a bad idea so I just pretended to drink and pretty much just acted like everyone else was acting. At one point my friend was making out with some other runner that was not his girlfriend. His girlfriend gets upset and starts making out with me. Nothing worse than that happened and the next day everyone said they didn't remember a thing because they were drunk. She made a point to say that she didn't remember a thing either, so quashed that hope of mine :D. I remember it completely and don't regret a second of it.
6points
#23
Ok, so my Momma thinks that I talk back to her (I'm 13. HELLO, SASSY TEENAGER!) But she doesn't get his much restraint I have. I don't go off for her unrealistic standards, her husband being a absolute child who days swears, and my Momma trying to let my sister explore her hobbies be trashing my room looking for something to support one if her Five Minute Hobbies. It's just so angering!😠 Can I get some advise? What should I do?
6points
#24
I didn’t give a mentally ill homeless woman her dog back, I know it sounds bad but hear me out. I found this beautiful black older German Shepherd in the middle of a busy intersection desperately trying to get into anybody’s car. I’m in dog rescue so I took him in. He had a collar, no tags and was microchip but when I called the number they said the owner had moved out a year prior and they had not seen her since. three days later the owner called asking if I had her dog, I said yes and was very excited to reunite them! Here’s where the story goes off the rails, she told me she did not have a leash or a bowl or food or anything for the dog and she had to go get it and would call me back because she also did not have a cell phone. Fast forward 4 days later, she finally calls me and tells me she’s essentially in the psychiatric ward at a hospital. by this time she gives me a second version of how her dog got loose, which did not match the first version at all. she also changed his name. This is where I started to grow concerned. She also gives me her full name, so I start doing some investigation. Turns out she has a long (public) arrest record, and the dog winds up in the shelter every month pretty much and with her welfare money she bails him out. At this point, I’m still not convinced I need to split them up. I’m still hoping for reuniting them. The story drags on for four months, essentially winds up with me talking with her caseworker finding out about her history, finding out that she refuses to be on meds because she’s with this dog and no shelters or homes will take them in. Ultimately I decided he would be safer with me and she would be safer and best in a facility that could get her on proper medication. I had to change my number, but I still called her caseworker and told her what my new number was and she could call me if she felt they could be reunited. The case worker never did. The dog was rehomed and lived a wonderful life - the new owner was fully aware of all the details. I hope that woman found a same home and got the help she desperately needed.
6points
#25
the guy who lived next door to me was a registered sex offender i keep putting nails under his tire so he would get a flat tire when he drove off i did this so many time, 30 at least he wrote a "letter to the editor" of our local newspaper complaining about how the city should inspect the roads for nails.
i feel good about all the work he had to give to the local tire store.
i feel good about all the work he had to give to the local tire store.
5points
#26
Had a dear friend with a drinking problem. I also worked with her husband, and we had a couple of mutual "friends" at the office. Found out that one of our "friends" was covering for her when she went to bars at night. The other was talking about it to others. It was a painful decision, but I ended up telling her husband what was going on, even though I didn't really like him and I knew that it would possibly ruin our long friendship. But there were two young children involved. She was angry, and husband pushed her to go to rehab. It would be a few years after she was clean and sober before she would accept me in her life again. The "friends" were never my friends again, but that was perfectly fine by me. So not really bad, but it blew up a lot of relationships and created a lot of drama. And I would do it again so she could have those years with her kids. She died of Covid in 2021.
5points
#27
I would not consider it bad but I probally could have been jumped for it by my peers at the time. (o.o) I snitched on two girls who were trying to sell vape to one another. I remember about a week later while changing in the locker room I overheard a conversation about how a bunch of people got busted for vape but how it started with only two girls who got caught and ended up telling on more people to lower their days in GAP. :)
4points
#28
This isn’t really bad, but I tackled a bully in 5th grade.
The teacher told him it was time for him to walk the fence (our punishment during recess), but he didn’t hear. My little sister politely told him what the teacher said, and he started shoving her. He kept trying to shove her head into the concrete, so I flung myself at him and tackled him. A week later, he threatened to bring a knife to school to kill her, so I grabbed him by the hair and told him that if he ever even thought about hurting my sister again, the English teacher’s fish would have some extra food.
The worst part is that the little f^%#er wasn’t even punished.😡
The teacher told him it was time for him to walk the fence (our punishment during recess), but he didn’t hear. My little sister politely told him what the teacher said, and he started shoving her. He kept trying to shove her head into the concrete, so I flung myself at him and tackled him. A week later, he threatened to bring a knife to school to kill her, so I grabbed him by the hair and told him that if he ever even thought about hurting my sister again, the English teacher’s fish would have some extra food.
The worst part is that the little f^%#er wasn’t even punished.😡
4points
#29
Not neccesarily "bad" but I definetly don't regret it. About a year and a half ago I came out as nonbinary. Really helped me to discover myself more and for the first time I am slowly starting to feel comfortable in my own body.
3points
#30
Knocked out the kid who wouldn’t stop touching me at P.E. . Got suspended, but it was worth it.
3points
#31
I was at the rehearsal dinner for my first marriage. It was a very stressful time, as I’d also just started a new job. My brother-in-law decided that was a good time to pinch my rear end. Without thinking, I turned around and punched him in the gut. He had to go lie down for an hour or so because I hit him so hard. My, then husband’s, entire family blamed me. Not a single word about BIL’s inappropriate behavior. Did I mention that this is my ex-husband?
3points
#32
Well, I'm usually not supposed to create accounts without my parents knowing, but I created thus and don't regret it! I'm planning on asking them and acting as though I just only created it
3points
#33
Vandalising a bathroom stall. Someone previously wrote a homophobic slur in sharpie, so I came back with markers and covered it with rainbows and LGBTQ+ flags.
3points
#34
Divorce my husband. When my school age daughter brought home a language paper on which she wrote: "My Dad knows how to drive with his knees", I knew the marriage would not end well.
1point
#35
my mom is deathly afraid of cats but i got a kitten and now she and the cat are best of friends. she still fears other cats tho, but i totally dont regret getting a cat even when my mom didnt want to. ik it sounds bad but i had the intention of making it work out and it did so yeah
1point
#36
Refused to comment on parents' will or beneficiaries; am now executor and sole beneficiary.
0points
#37
I let another man sleep with my wife. A friend of mine when we are all drunk. A few years later I found a larger man for her on a dating app. That was a lot of fun as well. Going to be having that happen again in a few weeks.
-2points


