Hey Pandas, What Are Your Pet's (Stupid) Nicknames? (Closed)

I'll go first!
Cheeto is our big orange tabby. She also goes by BeeBee Cheeto, Cheeto Baby, Sweeto, Cheetaroni, and Cheeto Purrito.

Next is our other cat Kaleo, who most often goes by LayLo, but is also called Princess LayLo, Lay-Laroni, Tiny Whispers (which is also shortened to T-Dub), and Babykins.

Our dog Kylo, whose FULL name is Kylo Finn, is also called Tylo, Mr. Finn, Kylo Finnigan, Gangles McGee, and Handsomus Maximus. (That last one would also be his gladiator name. If, you know, dogs could be gladiators.)

Lastly, our dog Minny is often called Miss Minny, Minny Pie, Minny Pietonka, or Fatty McButterpants.

Side note - the cats are often called Fatty McButterpants as well. That's a catch-all, fat pet name around our house!

Our younger dog has ben renamed as "Stinky stinky poopy girl" because of her farts. Now its better but as a puppy they were devastating.

Biscuits is a big ol' fluffy MaineCoon mix but he begs for lettuce and spinach so we call him Salad.

I have a bird named pepper and I switch between pepperoni, pep-pep, buddy, and birdie. The last two are also names I call my other bird, but he doesn't really have any other nicknames.

my dog coco has been called by many nicknames (most of them were insults) but the ones used the most were chewie, little s**t, hairball, and rat.

Dogs….
We have many nicknames. Our youngest dog is Stetson or “no seriously dude”, Stets, Stetsy, Bubby, Bubba, Stetsy Wetsy & most used “Handsome”.

Dixie is just Dixie Rose. Sometimes Dixie Pixie or Dixie cup.

Grace is is Gracey Gray.

Cats….
Marshmallow is Marsha Marsha Marsha, Marsha, Marsh or Marshy.

Maddie is Maddie Mae or Mad dog.

We had a cat named Muffin - muffy or muffin pan. Cole - Coley roley poley. Mickey - Mick mack. Dog - Cali - Cali wali. Taz was Tazzy

Cows…..
Mercy is Mercy Moo
Cocoa is Cocoa Puff

I have a cat named Salt (before you ask yes he has a twin brother named Pepper). We call him Batcat because he has a batman logo-shaped splotch on his back.

Stinky dinky girl or I call her sometimes dinkers

Boob or poo or poopy for my cat Rolo

Brutus Augustus is Bru, Bruie, Brubear, BruMonkey, Brutal, Broodle, Sweet boy, Little boy Little boy (always sang twice), Spot, Mama’s baby

My dogs name is moose. It’s a misnomer meaning it means the opposite of what you named him. A moose is HUGE and he is 10 pounds but I just call him butt for some reason. Big butt, mono, moo moo, moofasa.

goose. my dog is a rescue from the meat trade in thailand so she is very ferocious. we are the only family she has ever had and so she wants to protect us. this leads to her barking and trying to bite anyone and everyone that comes over. she got the nickname goose because geese always run at you honking and trying to bite you. i thought this was a funny thing they had in common so boom. nickname. another one was spaghetti puppy and my brother came up with that on and i have no idea how that started lol.

I have a ferret my room stinks so I call her stinky toot, smelly but, and much more.

Our cat is named Miso. Mr. Meeps, Kitty Butt, the ripper as he goes run ing through the house, Misaroni, Big Beggar and little liar

My parakeets name is Federline but I will occasionally call him "turd bird" because he is a little 💩. And our dogs. Well... they good by a lot along with our cat. We call Teddy (our teddy Roosevelt) Turd dog, splooter, the H-word, Teddy-tayto, Teddy-potato, BOI, and hey-hey (the chicken from Moana). Our cat's name is Eddie but his nicknames are the following : Fattie-pattie, fatty, H-word cat, lard, Lard-fatquad (as in lord fartquad from shrek😂), Chonkers, Chonky boi, and Zebra turd. Worst part is he knows when we talk to him. But he does not care. He loves us and we love him! We never hurt them and we don't over feed he just smart and knows what to do. And he eats the dogs food no matter what measure we do. :/

Baby boo. Just baby boo lol

My cat Cali also goes by Cali-Flower, my dog Meech is Big Meech or Old Man when he moves slow in the mornings and my dog Keemo is also Ke-Ke.

I have a bird called scout and for some reason I used to be obsessed with calling him bubby! No idea why.

I have 3 critters at the moment

Bailey, my husky/border collie mix service dog. She routinely gets called B-Doggie cause her name starts with a B and shes a doggie.. Stupid, I know.. but ya asked..

Smudge the guinea Pig often gets called Squishy potato.. because he likes to sploot out on you and potato is a guinea pig nickname..

Smoukee the Adventure cat gets called Bug (Because he's a bug hunter extraordinaire) or Boog after the Bear from Open Season.. no reason.. just happens.

My daughter calls our Morkie “Jenny Boo-boo Bear, his name is Jensen.