Today I was having a conversation with a colleague of mine and he was telling me about some really creative insults he'd heard when living in Scotland.. those that are so subtle that you need to think twice to realise that actually, you just got insulted big time. So which ones are your favourites? Please keep it as classy as possible :)
#1
Told my 16 year old niece she was the reason I took birth control every day. (She was 12 at the time)
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#2
Its not classy but: I will boil your teeth and give it to your mother to drink
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#3
Nothing behind those eyes but elevator music.
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