Al’s or everyone has a good favorite quote, whether funny, sad or downright hilarious. One I tend to say a lot is, ”LOL Smiley face,” from the 'Megamind' movie. So I’m curious, what are yours?
#1
"I used to think my life is a tragedy but now i know it is a f*****g comedy" —Joker
9points
#2
“The strangest thing about this is that you think i care” (not to brag) -me
9points
#3
"Does thou mother know you weareth her drapes" - ironman / tony stark
9points
#4
A sheep lives its whole life fearing the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepard.
9points
#5
You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take. There's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. (Ron "Tater Salad" White)
6points
#6
"Think you for thanking of me."
- Antman (Civil War)
- Antman (Civil War)
So inspirational. It sums up my feelings when I realize that somebody noticed I exist.🤣
5points
#7
Oh my god, there's too many-
"Knowledge is the only thing good to be greedy about."
-Sudha Murthy
-Sudha Murthy
"There is no friend as loyal as a book"
-Ernest Hemmingway
-Ernest Hemmingway
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
-Marilyn Monroe
-Marilyn Monroe
I'll stop at these three cause if I don't, there'll be a long list.
The reason I like them, I am an ambiverted nerd who is open minded but does not understand hate.
The reason I like them, I am an ambiverted nerd who is open minded but does not understand hate.
5points
#8
do nothing then nothing bad can happen -me two minutes ago
5points
#9
"I've taken a lot of wrong turns in my life. But I wouldn't change a single one, because they led me to having you." - my dad. He says this to me and my sisters often
5points
#10
Also some star wars quotes like
"This is the way." - Mandalorian
"May the force be with you"- maybe the whole star wars saga
"Hello there" —Obi Wan kenobi
4points
#11
1. "We don't own things, things own us"- Henry Thoreau
2. "Can somebody tell me why there's mother f*****g snakes on this mother f*****g plane!" - Samuel L Jackson (best swearer ever)
2. "Can somebody tell me why there's mother f*****g snakes on this mother f*****g plane!" - Samuel L Jackson (best swearer ever)
4points
#12
"A nobel spirit embiggens the smallest man" - Jebadiah Springfield
4points
#13
"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R Tolkien( The Lord of the Rings) idk why I like it so much, but it's definitely my favorite!
4points
#14
"Your cheese is dripping" -Judah, Shiloh and Bros
"You gotta tell her the L word"
"Lesbian?"
"The other L word"
"LesbianS?" - Scott Pilgrim
"Where is my super suit?!" -The Incredibles
"What does mine say?"
"Dude! What does mine say?"
"Sweet! But what does mine say? - Dude, where's my car
"You gotta tell her the L word"
"Lesbian?"
"The other L word"
"LesbianS?" - Scott Pilgrim
"Where is my super suit?!" -The Incredibles
"What does mine say?"
"Dude! What does mine say?"
"Sweet! But what does mine say? - Dude, where's my car
3points
#15
"I am a stick!"
3points
#16
Some good Joker Quotes
“When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other”
“I'm not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don't have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.”
“I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!“(best one!)
“Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!”
“For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice”
“When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other”
“I'm not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don't have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.”
“I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!“(best one!)
“Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!”
“For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice”
3points
#17
Denji/Chainsaw Man: “ When I Fight A Dude, It's Nuts Or Nothing!”
Deadpool: "If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting s**t swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking m**********r... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy a*s a friend request."
Deadpool: "Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!"
Deadpool: "You're about to be killed by a Zamboni! Tell me where your boss is or you're going to die... in five minutes.”
Deadpool: "It's a Big house. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man."
Deadpool: “ You don't need to be superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.”
Deadpool: "If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting s**t swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking m**********r... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy a*s a friend request."
Deadpool: "Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!"
Deadpool: "You're about to be killed by a Zamboni! Tell me where your boss is or you're going to die... in five minutes.”
Deadpool: "It's a Big house. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man."
Deadpool: “ You don't need to be superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.”
3points
#18
“Maybe greatness isn’t about being immortal, or glorious, or popular-it’s about choosing to fight for the greater good of the world, even when the world’s turned its back on you.” -Alex Bailey, The Land of Stories: Beyond the Kingdoms
3points
#19
"Well done, Frank Zhang,” Leo said dryly, doing his impression of Chiron the centaur. “That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas.”
3points
#20
A sense of humor so twisted it was actually sprained - Douglas Adams in one of the Hitchhiker Guild to the Galaxy books.
3points