“Im blue dabade dabaday if I were green I would die, wait what do you mean that's wrong?” What are your favorite times you or someone else misheard song lyrics?
#21
"I can see clearly now the rain is gone. I can see old popsicles in my way."
5points
#22
Born to be wild: Get your motor runnin’, head out on the highway as Bitchin’ for the run in, terror on the highway. Yeah darlin’ gonna make it happen - Beer and diamond gonna make it happen. And the feeling that I’m under - And the pyramid among us.
4points
#23
Kick at the ocean. I found out the actual name of the song - Cake by the Ocean - this week. I thought it was something very deep about futility or how small we are, or something like that.
4points
#24
been working so hard, been washing my car. should be been punching my card. (footloose)
4points
#25
Another one I hear often...
"Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you..."
"Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you..."
4points
#26
Another...
Eagles – Hotel California
Misheard lyric: “On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair”
Eagles – Hotel California
Misheard lyric: “On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair”
Actual lyric: “On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair”
4points
#27
Wrapped up like a douche.
4points
#28
just let me staple the vicar (we are family)
4points
#29
As a preteen I loved Madonna, especially her song La Isla Bonita. She actually sang ‘young girl with eyes like the desert’. What I heard and insistently sang in front of my friends was ‘young girl with eyes like potatoes’. They laughed so hard at the mental image that they almost wet themselves.
4points
#30
The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind.
4points
#31
As a kid I thought the lyric "Blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop-top" from Jimmy Buffet's margaritaville was "stepped on a pop tart"
In my defense, I didn't have a clue what a pop-top was as a kid.
4points
#32
I have a few of my own from childhood
1. Kathy Mattea's '18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses'. The line is "Buy a winnebago" but I always heard "Fire in the bagel"
2. That christmas song that yells HALLELUJAH. I sang "HOWWWW DO YOU KNOW??"
3. "Oh, What a Night" by The Dells. I heard "Oh Water Nine"
1. Kathy Mattea's '18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses'. The line is "Buy a winnebago" but I always heard "Fire in the bagel"
2. That christmas song that yells HALLELUJAH. I sang "HOWWWW DO YOU KNOW??"
3. "Oh, What a Night" by The Dells. I heard "Oh Water Nine"
4points
#33
I heard Manfred Mann's shipping forecast background "Valencia" as "dementia"
3points
#34
Reverend blue jeans.
3points
#35
When my son was around 4 or 5, he thought the words to Ricky Martin's Livin' La Vida Loca were her lips are deviled eggs. 🤣
3points
#36
Might have already been posted, but two favorites are Do You Like Bean Enchiladas instead of Do You Like Pina Coladas or Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy instead of Excuse Me While I Kiss The Sky.
3points
#37
“ Might as well face it, you’re a d_ck headed spud” actual lyric “Might as well face it, you're addicted to love” by Robert Palmer..lol
3points
#38
Just like the one winged dove...
3points
#39
From the "All in the Family" theme..
Original lyrics: "Gee, our old LaSalle ran great".
What my 7 year old ears heard was:
G.R.O's a sour ingrate".
Original lyrics: "Gee, our old LaSalle ran great".
What my 7 year old ears heard was:
G.R.O's a sour ingrate".
2points
#40
Beatles: a girl with colitis goes by. Instead of: a girl with kaleidoscope eyes
2points