Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics?

David Bowie- suffragette city
“The smell of fat chicks just put a smile on my face”
Actual lyric “this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place”

My daughter's version of Rock the Casbah by the Clash
Rock the cat box, Rock the catbox

"Parsley, Sage, grows merry in time..."

As a child, I didn't understand English yet and I wondered why it was important for the singer to admit that he shot the cherry.

"like an underaged weirdo'" instead of "like a deranged weirdo"

The entirety of the Cast Down the Heretic lyrical interpretation video.
Lines like "Check my blood for science" "I fought dracula at wrestling" "You swallowed Fred's flying shirt".

“Call all the Starbucks lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane” instead of “call my list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane,” Blank Space by Taylor Swift

The lift goes up where we belong.

Instead of - Love lift us up where we belong. From the song Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes. I prefer the alternative lyric.

Our Australian national anthem begins - Australians all let us rejoice. Sometimes misheard as - Australians all let us ring Joyce.

Strawberry lemon corrected, I wanna lemon line from a new perspective.

Wham! Freedom: "Like a prisoner that's arsé is wonky"

Actual lyrics: "Like a prisoner that has his own key"

David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust.
Misheard lyrics "Making love to a Mosquito, Ziggy sucked up into his mind (ah)."
Actual lyrics: "Making love with his ego. Ziggy sucked up into his mind (ah)."

"i'll run my fingers through your hair and watch the lice go wild" and "i am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white mailed Asian" from sparks fly and speak now by taylor swift

I used to hear the Billie Jean lyric that goes “don’t go around breaking young girl’s hearts” as “don’t go around making young girls hard “. The first time I listened to ‘dude looks like a lady’ I heard “does your greasy grandma need a whore” instead of “her picture graced the grime on the door “. I heard “there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do” in the song Africa as “there’s nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do”.

My friend misheard the lyrics "I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes" as smell you in my toes. I asked how you small someone in your toes and she insisted he could smell her in his toe jam

The classic "Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight" instead of "That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight" in Losing My Religion by R.E.M 😂

When I was 7-8yo, I heard Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. I decided to si g in the car, but I didn't have the lyrics quite correct.

He's the Boogie Woogie Bugle boy
of Company B
Said he couldn't blow a bugle
So he blew me.

My mom enjoyed my singing so much she asked me to sing for my dad when we got home.

"I want to rock and roll all night, and part of everyday."

Sloan - Money City Maniacs
I swear, I don't hear "coke fizz," I swear he says, "goat j*zz"

Sloan - Money City Maniacs
I swear, I don't hear "coke fizz," I swear he says, "goat j*zz"