Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics? (Closed)

This is a famous example, from Taylor swift’s Blank Space.

The original lyric is “gotta long list of ex lovers”

But so many people misheard it as “all the lonely Starbucks lovers”.

Also I read this Reddit question about a certain song with the “lyric” “please don’t kill my wife”, but the song was “b***h don’t kill my vibe” By Kendrick Lamar (?). That made me giggle.

Hello darkness, smile friend

I used to play the band The Clash and whenever the song Rock the Casbah came on my 6 yo daughter would sing Rock the Cat Box.

The Rolling Stones – Beast Of Burden
Misheard lyric: “I’ll never leave your pizza burning”

Actual lyric: “I’ll never be your beast of burden”

Chumbawamba , I hear "I got no cow but you never get me cow". but they are singing "I got knocked down, You are never gonna keep me down"

Until last year I thought it's "Transformers Robots in the sky"
But it's
"Transformers Robots in disguise"

Jimi Hendrix - Excuse me while I kiss this guy. Actually is excuse me while I kiss the sky.

This most likely be my last one because I've done four now🤣

ABBA – Take A Chance On Me
Misheard lyric: “If you change your mind, Jackie Chan, I’m the first in line, Jackie Chan”

Actual lyric: “If you change your mind, take a chance, I’m the first in line, take a chance”

Not really misheard... but definitely mis-sung. Went to high school with a guy named Joe Stancil back in the eighties.
"Joe Stan... Joe Stancil... Joe Stancil close to me."

I didn't come up with it but I sang the hell out of it.

ACDC chorus & song title; "Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap" was "dirty cheese, thunder cheese" in my 5yo mind...
Also; the band name Metallica would come across the digital display screen on the sound system in the car but the name was too long so it read Metal-Lica and I was very confused how this band sounded so familiar but I never heard of Metal Lica lol

"There's a bathroom on the right' instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise"

"Sweetheart, I'm a gambler" instead of Sweet Home, Alabama"

We built Sioux City, we built Sioux City on Rock and Roll!

Tony Danza instead of Tiny Dancer.
Somewhat related to the title, I loved the "literal music videos" on YouTube which I can't seem to find these days. Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love" and Bonnie Tyler's "Total eclipse of the heart" were by far the best

I should go through this before I comment this but here I go...
"Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight loosing my religion," I have more...

I'm your Penis, I'm your fire, your desire...Venus by Shocking Blue/Bananarama....

Titanic - Celine Dion:
I believe that the hot dogs go on.

*Thanks to Peter Kay

Take me down to the very last city. And I knew the name of the song...

Rasberry Parade...... I know, Beret

Let it go- No boots for meee! I’m freeeeeee!!

I heard “roll, roll, roll your boat gently down the street” when the person was corrected and told that it was row your boat she laughed and said “that’s ridiculous, how can you row your boat down a street”…………