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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Jokes That You Made Up Yourself? (Closed)
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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Jokes That You Made Up Yourself? (Closed)

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Can you tell us some jokes - but they have be ones you made up yourself. I'll go first."Schrodinger's cake, you can have it and eat it.""I put poo on my hair every morning. Its not real poo, sham-poo""What did the tree say to the dog? Bark!"

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When i was like 4 or 5 i said "what do you call a strawberry stuck in traffic?" *pause* "Strawberry jam!"
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6 year old me-
"What's the dog breed that always cries?"
"A Chi WAH WAH!"
"What's the name of Katy Perry's cat?"
"Kitty Perry!"
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