Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Math Jokes? (Closed)

Do you know what’s odd? Every other number!

Doctor: "On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain factor?"

Y/N: "A 3.14"

Doctor: "Why?"

Y/N: "it's low, but it never ends."

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that are good at math and those that are not.

why were the two 4s not hungry?

the had already 8

When your teacher asks what is pi, give them this explanation: a baked dish of fruit, or meat and vegetables, typically with a top and base of pastry. Make sure your math teacher has a sense of humor though, or you will get an F in their class.

Q.Which hungry number do you not want to stand next to?
A. Seven. Because seven eight nine!

Dear math, stop asking me to find you’re x, and stoping asking y she left you. Give it up dude.

It's much better as a drawing, but I'll try:

A root and (-1) are talking.

Root: "Why can't we be together?"

(-1): "it's complex"

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

Are you cold? Come sit in the corner!
It's 90 degrees!

Dear math,
I'm not your mom. Solve your own problems.

Me: What's pi? I'll tell you. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406
Interviewer: I asked you for fifteen digits...
Me: Sorry, I was trying to recreate how long studying feels like it takes