Hey Pandas, What Are Totally Normal Things That Make You Feel Like A Criminal?

Passing through the store exit scanners. Although I know I haven't taken anything, I still find myself instinctively bracing for the alarm to sound each time.

Talking to a cop. Granted my partner’s ex-wife and MIL perjured themselves, attacked me, made false police reports, falsely imprisoned me and my partner, and stalked me and the cops decided I was the criminal even though I called for protection 3 times.

Every time I see a police vehicle near me on the road, I start to mentally evaluate every possible thing they could pull me over for, and I start driving like a nonagenarian.

Looking things up on the internet. Things like various ways to k**l people, what really happens when you get shot in the shoulder, and what kinds of plants in a certain area are poisonous. I write mysteries, but my browser history makes me look like one of my villains.

Using the McDonald's toilets without buying anything, not even a cheeseburger.

Taking a free sample when someone is watching.

Leaving a bookstore empty -handed.

Walking outside early in the morning. I'm not trying to break in anywhere and I'm not trying to sleep on the street. I just prefer the quiet and lack of blazing sun.

Doing to the MMJ dispensary.

The "stoptional". I tell people that if a stop sign has a border, you can ignore it. Yeah, not true.

Our state just passed a law that allows bicycles to do what is apparently called the "Idaho Stop" which allows them to run stop signs under certain circumstances but does not remove liability from either party. I always respect cyclists, who often train here for high elevation competitions.

Knowing the difference between p********a and ephebophilia. And why this difference matter.