Hey Pandas, What Are The Worst Fashion Trends Ever Created?

Half Mast Trousers… but they can be amusing!

Many years ago I was on a train with my friend. We were sitting opposite an older woman who was probably in her late 60s, early 70s. Well dressed, small solid heel on her shoes, handbag primly in lap.

About two stops up three young lads (about 16) with droopy draws came lopping onto the train and sat down, two next to us, one next to the other lady. They were just being typical teenage boys, a bit loud (but not rude) and sitting legs akimbo.

They commented where they were getting off a couple of stops later, and I watched as the lady glanced down, then subtly moved the heel of her left shoe and plant it firmly on the tattered hem of the boys jeans and shift her weight to that side of her body.

I could see what was coming so I nudged my friend and told her to watch. The woman’s face was still the perfect picture of serenity.

Sure enough, the lads stop came and all three went to get of the train. Except, when the kid with the now tethered hemline stepped off his jeans went *thwup* and fell down around his ankles causing him to pitch forward and faceplant on the train floor. The best bit… He was going commando that day!

Mrs Prim is all like “Oh my dear! Are you ok?” As the kid hurriedly stood up and threw himself towards the door frantically trying to pull his jeans back up while his mates hysterically howled!

My friend and I started to giggle.

It was only then that the woman looked us directly in the eye and said in the MOST proper term…

“**** that was fun!”

Best. Train. Ride. Ever!

Sexy sayings and sexy styles on children's clothes.

Small pockets for women so we’d have to carry purses. I hate holding things in my hands. Including purses.

That whole a$$-hanging-out-of-their-jeans phase.
If I want to see your bottom, I'll buy you dinner and engage you in light-hearted but moderately suggestive conversation.

Fake eyelashes. Why do you want to look like a camel?

Super long fake fingernails. I mean seriously, how do you even wipe your butt or type on a keyboard?

Shoes not being shaped like feet for the sake of "fashion". Yes, let's ruin our feet so we can have shoes that coordinate well with the rest of our ridiculous outfit.

Stolen from somewhere:
Any pants with something written on the butt. "Pink" "juicy" etc.

Fake eye brows.

No pockets inside women's jackets.

outfits so skimpy you might as well go naked.

The idea that certain people have to dress a certain way based on their size, "body type," gender, etc. Let people wear the things that bring them joy. Period! Exclamation mark, even!

Similar to what "scag$y" posted:

The extreme sagging pants: almost down at the knees, underwear all over the place.

The fact that genuine fur has become fashionable once again. Why would you support animal cruelty?!

Open-toed boots. They make no sense at all.

I dunno but I think everyone is allowed to wear what they wanna wear. Your body, your choice!

Extremely pointy shoes.
Puffy shoulders.
Knee holes.
Skinny jeans.

Dayglow and fishnet. When I was in high school in the 80's they were all the rage thanks to early Madonna fashions...blech.

Pulled up/high underwear so people can see, they just make me think of the wedgie they're getting for✨Fashion✨

Camo on anything not worn in a duck blind or deer stand.