Hey Pandas, What Are The Best Passive-Aggressive Insults You Can Come Up With? (Closed)

I wish that both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
My crested gecko would be a better lab partner/more intelligent

Between all the wax candles you are the peel of a baby bell cheese. No light in sight

i've used this one on some rude classmates because I treat people how they treat me

here it goes:

"your boyfriend is only with you because of your appearance."

or the psychological warfare of complimenting the girl next to them and not them.

I know a guy who writes books on Bigfoot so I tell people that he was inspired by his wife.