"if life gives you lemons, rob the tree for some limes too."
#1
Money may not buy happiness, but it sure helps with the down-payment!
3points
#2
You always remember to not put aluminum foil in the microwave. You never remember to not put freshly microwaved 3000 degree pizza rolls in your mouth.
0points
#3
I would choose a battle of wits, but I can see you’re unarmed.
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#4
"Curiosity killed the cat" my mother used to tell me
"But satisfaction brought it back" I always shot back.
I also say, "It is what it is" quite a bit.
"But satisfaction brought it back" I always shot back.
I also say, "It is what it is" quite a bit.
0points
#5
“I wouldn’t pi$$ in her a$$ if her guts were on fire.” This gem came from my late MIL. It’s just one of many. I miss her so much.
0points
#6
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose-my dad, I have no idea
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#7
When a customer clicks to get my attention I tell him it takes more than two fingers to make me cum
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