This is your one opportunity to forget all humility and any pretense of down-playing. For this brief moment, you may become as narcissistic as you want to be in those late-night thoughts and remembrances. Be positive. What was some great thought you had, some awesome kind stuff that you did, some talents you have, some awards you've won, some tasks you've done 'all by yourself'? Brag! Brag and brag and brag! Fill the pages with your obvious glory! Burn us with your shine! Banish the pessimism and self-doubt from your mind as you pour out your greatness and drown the world in it! Go! Now! Be as arrogant, vain, and over-hyperbolic as you wish to be. Boast about your trials overcome, your tragic pasts, your amazing awesomeness! Set free the, 'I was the one that did that! I was so nice here doing this great thing! I was the only one that did the work! I am so utterly gorgeous!' that we wish filled our hearts today! Praise and exalt yourself like the universe will applaud you because sometimes you deserve to be applauded!
#21
i've been an emcee before and i may be one again!!!
i love being an emcee! makes me feel more confident about myself :DDD
4points
#22
I won a TV quiz show, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone until it was broadcast, which it finally has been - 10 months after recording it. I also invented a technique for processing large datasets that's 5 times quicker than IBM's stated "best practice".
4points
#23
The Border Patrol was giving out 3 scholarships for students in the justice field. I won 2nd place by starting my essay saying this: “ it was a warm afternoon in July , when I decided to cross the American side of the border illegally “.
4points
#24
I built a bunch of cool things out of legos and still do. I think I read more than 1300 pages in a month. Somewhere around there, it way the chronicles of Darkstar and first 3 books of Eragon. and helped get a goat to eat again (which I don't think worked sadly). Invented several modes of sticks ( the game where you get your fingers to five and then your hand goes out) same month, at camp.
But what I am most proud of that happened recently is how I got Bell's palsy, defeated Bell's palsy, built a lego Tantive all in the week before school.
But what I am most proud of that happened recently is how I got Bell's palsy, defeated Bell's palsy, built a lego Tantive all in the week before school.
3points
#25
I was fluent in english and hungarian, could navigate an airport with ease, pack a suitcase in ten minutes, and change in a car in under 30 seconds by the time I was a teen, for staters.
2points
#26
FIrst time I was in an airplane, I got to fly it
2points
#27
When I was deep into my 20's, I was at a party. There was a keg out on the porch. I filled two red cups of beer, one for me, one for my friend. Then, with a smile of confidence on my face, I walked towards the open sliding glass door dividing the kitchen from the porch. The only problem with this scenario was that the door was DEFINITELY not open. With an attention grabbing *THUNK-THUNK* (first my knee and then my forehead hitting the glass at full forward-walk force), I smashed into the door, crushing the two cups of beer against my torso, sending the cold, foamy fluid in all directions, soaking myself instantly. No one made a sound. No one even laughed! I tried to play it off with a lame-a$$ comment like, "Wow! THAT wasn't embarrassing," but that only made the crickets-chirping silence more awkward...wait, was this a "brag" question?
1point
#28
There are many notable and sacred sites on the 33° latitude. From Easter Island to Stone Henge. This was brought to my attention in 2014 watching "Zero Point" volume one on YouTube. A year or so later I watched another feature on YouTube. "The Ark of the Covenant by John Hutchinson". He built a scaled down model using the very schematic and discovered that it is an enormous electrical capacitor. In 2019 I realized the most enigmatic puzzle humanity has ever known, and this realization has an otherworldly communication involved:
During a pole shift, Earth will not have its magnetic field, leaving the entire planet susceptible to solar flare. A problem once solved. Once being the only solution. The Pyramids of Giza focus the bombardment of solar flare during a pole shift into one concentrated ring around Earth. Instead of everything being scorched beyond recognition, the damage is marginal. The path of destruction is the 33° latitude.
The Sun isn't "burning". It emits electrical radiation which does not become thermal temperature until it reaches our atmosphere. The excess is deflected by Earth's magnetic field as seen in the skies of Alaska. The Aurora Borealis. The Pyramids of Giza are not mausoleum. No pharaohs have ever been exhumed from them. They are a gigantic lightning rod. I solved nothing. It's justly realization. I may as well "brag" here on Bored Panda, because "I told you so!", isn't going to be afforded. Earth's surface area is going to be leveled. This is why there are so many dinosaur fossils, completely intact, versus the scant remains from the Ice Age. The dinosaurs didn't have the Pyramids, and neither do we! They are STILL lain inoperable and that next pole shift is right around the corner.
My apologies for the length. When I'm bored I try to save the Earth and the world within it. I did a little more than "try". So, nanny, nanny. Boo-boo. I'm the one who explained the mystery. Had the "Ark of the Covenant" not been removed from the Great Pyramid. There wouldn't have been a "mystery". It also hasn't made its way back there yet. That'd probably be a great start. Just ******* ******* MAYBE.
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