Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Best Excuses For Anything That You Totally Made Up On The Spot?

When I forget to do hone work and the teacher asks: "VÄINO, WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK?" I say "Uhhh ma'am, I lost it in the snow.."

And then if someone asks me to help them in something, I say: "Sorry I've to take my snake for a walk"