If tomatoes are fruit, is ketchup jam? What if oxygen is just a poisonous gas that takes 85–100 years to kill us?
As a kid, my parents taught me not to believe everything I saw on TV; now I have to teach them not to believe everything they see on Facebook! Post the most random shower thoughts you have ever had here!
#21
Sometimes when I’m bored, I think about the likelihood that someone else is doing what I’m doing. I go down the line. Like: I wonder how many people are eating blueberries right now. Then, I wonder how many people are eating blueberries that have brown hair. I wonder how many people are eating blueberries that have brown hair and are wearing purple socks… I go down the line. I just get lost in my own thoughts.
It’s crazy to realize, your probably the only person doing the exact same thing you are. Yes, I’m sure millions of people may be drawling right now, but who else is drawling using the same pencils? The same shirt you have on? The same hair color? I don’t know if that makes any sense.
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#22
If humans and animals swapped places, then pets might wonder what would happen if they swapped places with their humans
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#23
Do gingerbread live in houses made out of flesh or are they made out of house? I scream as I do not know
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#24
When does Daniel tiger wear a sweater with no pants during the day, a shirt and pants at night, and shorts but no shirt at the beach???? I NEED ANSWERS NOW!!!!!
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#25
What is the point of human existence, anyways? All were doing is messing up the earth making everything worse. Why are we even here?
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#26
Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed. Just think about it.
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#27
What do humans sound like to animals? Can they tell the distinction between different languages, or does it all sound the same to them?
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#28
'I wonder if I could cut those off with scissors' followed by me realizing that giving oneself home top surgery is probably a bad idea no matter what instrument you use
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