Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Most Intriguing Shower Thoughts You've Heard Or Thought? (Closed)

whoever named dentures had the perfect opportunity to name them substitooths.

If we don't let felons own guns why can sex offenders still get erectile dysfunction meds?

Adult film entertainers should refer to their genitals as their public parts.

One day, you’ll buy the clothes you die in.

The ocean is a soup, as it has meat, water, vegetables, and spices (aka salt).

1) are waffles are just pancakes with abs

2) do dogs lick you because they know you have bones inside of you

3) dragon and jragon sound the same

4) you tried 3 didnt you :P

I learned that there is enough electrical charge running through our brains that we can relive our entire lives in the ~17 seconds it takes for the current to cease. Therefore, it is possible that a catastrophic global extinction event has already taken place, and we are all reliving our lives together, even though we all died about 17 second ago. Creepy.

• If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

• Sharks would have existed before trees.

• You can’t stand backwards on stairs.

Why isn't the downward escalator called a deescalator?

if you need braces, you have gay teeth 🗿

Ants have been farming for millions of years so what if they had formed a modern society like us a while back and almost destroyed themselves and the planet just like us but then decided to abandon that lifestyle and went back to simpler times?

We will never know how a person really is and what they think. We only know what they choose to show us.

What if you did one thing differently in your day(eat toast instead of cereal, stuff like that) and it changed the outcome of every other thing you did, and you would never know, because you had toast, not lucky charms. That's why your day was late today.

What if the entire bit of explored space is trapped inside of a jar in some alien kids bookshelf because he got a C- for it during his science fair and then soon the entire thing will go bad starting from earth and soon the alien kids mom is gonna go ‘Robert why is this dinky thing still on your bookshelf it’s going rotten’ and then Robert throws it away until the next alien trash day the jar gets thrown into a garbage truck and gets crushed and we don’t notice cause we’re still arguing with each other and then when the day comes roberts failed science project gets burn in a space incinerator

Not mine (Source, everywhere on internet): If I weigh 99 pounds and eat one pound of nachos am I 1% nacho?

The Vampire Panics of the 18th century western world were all developed as a marketing strategy to sell more garlic.

Yamaha is probably the best piano/motorcycle company around.

Who decided that the names of things were the right name? For example: Why is a goat a goat, why isn't it a TV, or a sky, or a bird?

Who els waits for the coco puffs to soak and eat them and the go crazy off the chocolate milk that’s left

The more bed you have, the less bedroom you have.

What if the Big Bang is only someone cleaning the top of a wardrobe with a feather duster and stars and planets are merely specks of misplaced dust trying to find a place to land in an inconceivably huge alternate universe?