You know, some people say these insults. I really need some responses to the mean things that people say like "Shut up", "Did I ask?" or "It's a fact" so that I can stand up to the mean people around us.
#1
To "Did i ask?"
"No, but you should ask your barber for a refund"
Or
"No, but you should ask your mirror why it lied to your face"
"No, but you should ask your barber for a refund"
Or
"No, but you should ask your mirror why it lied to your face"
4points
#2
A good answer to "shut up" is "Can you show me an example? Thanks."
2points
#3
Q: did i ask?
A:
do i care enough for it to matter?
did your parents ask for you?
sometimes its nice to learn new things, clearly you don't know that.
idk man
2points
#4
To "no one asked" and similar, I have come up with this:
'No one needs to ask'
1point
#5
Do i need your permission bestie?? Do I? well I dont mon amie, I really dont.
orrriftheyblondeyoucouldsaytheylookliketheysimpforabasketballbutidontthinkanyonegetsthatrefrence.
1point
#6
If someone says shut up, say "you don't so why should I?"
1point
#7
Not that good but:
Q: Did I ask?
A: Did I ask to know if you asked?
0points
#8
In these situations, you really want to asses the timing and everything.
For "Shut up"
-A deadpan no
- "Woah, looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, rlly digs into their skin.
- "Woah, looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, rlly digs into their skin.
-A deadpan "No".
-"Woah looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, really digs into some people's skin.
-"Woah looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, really digs into some people's skin.
0points