Hey Pandas, Valentine’s Day Will Soon Be Upon Us, In Honor Of This Day, Let’s Share Some Wrong Pick-Up Lines

Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

Are you a BBQ? Because I want to slap my meat onto you.

I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside.

There will be only seven planets in the solar system tonight after I destroy Uranus.

are you my appendix? cuz theres just this feeling i have inside that makes me want to take you out

Are you a rubix cube? cuz the more I play with you the harder you get

Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you against my desk and do you all night

Are you looking for a stud? cause I've got the std, all I need is u

"You're so hot! I'd burn every chair on earth so you'd have to sit on my face."

Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish I could fill

Hey baby, I want to be an Astronaut and get stuck in that black hole.

Are you gutka? Because I can’t stop seeing you everywhere

(Gutka is chewing tobacco which people spit out wherever they want to)

Roses are red, violets are blue, your body has room for two. (has been said to my friend before by a grown adult who thought she was twenty.)

Are you a triangle cause your a cute

You look like trash, can I take you out?

Are you a tide pod? Because you look like a snack

If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter, can I come for dinner in between the holidays?

LMAOOO I'M SO SORRY

Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish were I could fill