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Hey Pandas, Turn This Post Into The Worlds Most Violent Library
OCT 24, 2023

Hey Pandas, Turn This Post Into The Worlds Most Violent Library

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I know that’s very specific, but my friend said this is what I should ask.

#1

I’m the librarian, Y’all better return them books or I’m gunna have to throw em at yah!
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#2

*throws a desktop computer at some random mf*
2points

#3

*inverts someone’s rib cage, pours cement into their ears, pours urine into their sinuses, boils their teeth, and sends them to the non-fiction section where their toes will be harvested*
2points

#4

Our battle formations are as follows:
Mermeow Overlord leading their army of various underwater critters, I assume. UnimportandDog with her army of hellhounds. Then Lex with their vast amounts of possums
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#5

*throws book*
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#6

*Builds fort out of books and bookshelves* "I declare war on the kids section! How does your leader respond?"
1point

#7

If you want anyone to be tortured strangely send them to me
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#8

*knocks over bookshelf*
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