Share what dad jokes make you cringe or laugh!
#1
Okayy, I've got quite a few.
~What do you call a security guard for Samsung? Guardians of the galaxy.
~Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her
over.
~I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger... And then it hit me.
~I threw a boomerang a while back... I now live in constant fear.
~Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her
over.
~I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger... And then it hit me.
~I threw a boomerang a while back... I now live in constant fear.
5points
#2
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣
3points
#3
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
2points
#4
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves to get some milk and never comes back.
1point
#5
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
1point