Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Best Dad Joke (Closed)

I was hospitalized in a game of peekaboo, they put me in the ICU.

Told every year you my father, now deceased. I wish I could hear him say it again.

What do Christmas and the beach have in common?

They both have sandy claws (Santa Claus)

Why are doctors so sad all the time?
Because they got from disappointment to this appointment to disappointment…