Hey Pandas, What Lies Has TV Taught You? (Closed)

That you can talk by just moving you're mouth up and down

Up to when I was 8 or so, I thought that any car crash would end up in a car exploding. Because of TV and that I sadly witness an aftermath of a crash between a motorcycle and a car that exploded and killed a whole family, so in my head the math was straight: Crash and boom! Feel weird when I finally witness a car crash and nothing, apart of the sound and some shattered glass, happened. The exploding jeeps from "Top Secret" was real for me, exagerated, buy plausible.

I live in Brazil, so everything that television shows is a lie, or sophistry (which is the same thing). I've lived in NY for 15 months, 8 months in Treviso, 8 months in London and 6 months in Coimbra, but I didn't watch TV because I had a lot more interesting things to see, but I believe that the television stigma is the same. Fantasy for fantasy I prefer Netflix.

Explosions!

Those skinny Gilmores girl live on PopTarts, burgers & fries, and Chinese take-out.

1. Take outs/food are so cheap and nobody at all cooks at home. And they are all skinny and healthy maintaining this diet .(From US-series)
2. That you should just sit there and listen to someone giving a 10 minute monologue without giving your opinion, as active listening skills don't apply to anyone in movies, specially main male characters.
3. That only the pretty/self confidence are main characters, the rest of us live secondary lives and are not entitled to share/be listened too.

Just... ALL of Calliou.

That the British/Europeans are smarter/thinner/more fit/less ignorant than Americans, That's a byproduct of us not having "Taskmaster in the '90s", and seeing the absolute garbage that the average European is via the internet. They're no better, no worse. Well, a bit worse.