Hey Pandas, What Lies Has TV Taught You? (Closed)

One lie tv taught me is that people is the movie have "powers" and you dont i tried that so many times when i was little .it failed every time.

HIGH SCHOOL IS EASY BUT I BET WHEN I GET THERES GONNA BE BAD!!!

That people literally leave class to see a fight also in a fight scene it’s not that dramatic like it’s a bunch of shoves and a couple punches

Barbie told me I could be anything... 6 y.o. Me was devastated when I found out: no, I can’t be a pirate princess adventurer artist superhero XD oof

the only relationships are straight ones |: i didn't know gay existed until i was 12

That the U.S.A. is the land of the free and the home of the brave.

That period blood is blue!! Wtf??

That putting toothpaste on a pimple will make it go away (the pimples only got worse haha)

that if you break a super expensive vase the owners of the vase will make you their errand boy to pay back the debt

That a girl will marry a boy and live happily ever after. Or stay single. I grew up thinking that was how it was. Wear are all the gays and bisexuals and lesbians and pansexuals? The first time I say a gay couple on tv (and only time) was when I walked in on my sister watching her teenager tv shows. By that time I knew what gay was. I was confused when I had a crush on a girl in kindergarten (I am also a girl). I asked my mom if a girl could marry a girl. She avoided the question if I remember correctly. When I found out about queers, it was just like "They exist.", so I was a little homophobic. Neither of my parents are homophobic really, they just don't think it's a child appropiate topic. My younger cousin is homophobic though, because know one really talked to her about it. How she found out was she cried and whined until my friend told her (I can't remember how it came up, and she was much younger then). It doesn't help that my aunt is super strict about queer people on tv (again, not really homophobic, she just doesn't find it child appropiate). I now know I am bisexual. The only other people who know is two of my friends, one is straight and one is pan.

That forensic staff wear full makeup, quaffed hair and high heels in the lab.

That the mainstream media unbiased and truthful.

racism
sexism
homophobia
male dominance
female inferiority
can't
won't
hate
border tension

I'm pretty sure the list could be endless

That animated characters can jump 20 feet and not get hurt at all! Always drove me nuts

That Slimfast works.

The first kiss

That thigh gaps, eating disorders, being skinny, diet culture etc. are cute and 'normal'. Still dealing with the repercussions of that one :(

Women get off everytime and after a few seconds of moaning, which pretty much starts after the first kiss.

Defibrillators are magic tools that can bring a person back to life when flat-lining.

Everyone who is grieving will get a magical chance for a last conversation or a way to say "I love you".