Hey Pandas, What Lies Has TV Taught You? (Closed)

That when a woman is not interested, the man has to persist and eventually she'll come around. No honey, it's called harassment and stalking.

Kids in high school look like adults.

CARE BEARS LIED BECAUSE THEY SAID "JuSt Do ThE cArE bEaRs CoUnTdOwN aNd ThEy'Ll bE tHeRe" BUT WHEN I DID THE COUNTDOWN THEY WAS NOT THERE

everything has a happy ending

That broccoli tastes horrible and is disgusting.

Food adverts are very misleading, there's a lot of good behind-the-scenes videos on youtube that showcase how original products are changed with other things, for example, cereal ads don't actually use milk, they use glue to make the cereal look more appealing, etc.

That the USA cares about the stuff it says it cares about.

That police spend more than 5 minutes on cases. I've had 2 cases now about property being stolen, and the only thing they did was send me an email 3 months after saying that my case was being closed and they had no leads. They didn't even bother to look.

The disney stuff that says "if you follow your dreams everything will come true!" So not true.

Ladies wake up with hair and make-up perfect.
No one needs to use the bathroom after sex.
Has a job that pays very little but can afford to live alone in an apartment.
All disasters happen in America.
Put glasses on a girl to make her ugly, take them off to make her the new prom queen.

On one hand, I'm not gullible enough to believe what TV tells me. On the other hand, I'm gullible enough to believe my dad when he says, "Look, a dog!" Then when I look, he steals one of my fries.

The way kids and teens are to look. Because the companies don't want all of the hassles of hiring actors of the correct age or writing about real life.
Ex: All teenage girls in shows are "boysboysboys" and always on their phones but it isn't like that.

The Pocahontas story is suuuuuper false.

that cats and dogs are moral enimys

You can massage your fat away as seen on teleshopping.

Its so easy to make friends

My prince will come and sweep me off my feet one day. In the meantime, I just have to follow all the rules and remain a virgin.

That gravity only works when you look down. I was so sad when that didn't work. I got a broken arm from it.

Bad people always get their comeuppance.

Dora is not blind. She is blind. Trust me.