Hey Pandas! Tell Us A Bad Dad Joke (Closed)

Hey dad?have you seen my sunglasses?
No son,have you seen my dad glasses

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why, to get to the other side!
No, to get to the idiot’s house. Knock, knock.
Uh, who’s there?
The chicken.
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What do you call a bird that has been run over by a lawnmower?

Shredded Tweet! 😂

What's brown and sticky? A stick
What's red and tasty? Your tongue
What's round and smelly? Your nose
What's long and corny? These jokes

I got jacuzzi and yakuza mixed up.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

What is a cat's favorite dessert?
Mice cream!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

Why is Peter Pan always flying
He never lands

My favorite dad joke of all time.

What has two butts and kills people? An assassin!

"The ice cream man was recently found dead, covered head to toe in sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself."

Little mouse where are you?
Little mouse where are you?
Little mouse where are you, I want to kiss you.
I’m in the cookie jar! (A mom joke)

(passing a cemetery) hey look people are just dying to get in.......

Did you hear the person who wrote the hookie pookie died last week. At the funeral though they had a hard time burying him. He kept putting one foot in and one foot out.

Did you hear about the man who was told his DNA was backwards?

All he could say was: "And?"

hey dad, do you know ware my favorite
no
i did not even tel you what are missing yet
no
what ?
you know what honey
what
i will help you find your sunnyglasses
i got them dad i am warring them
no your not
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