Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

I walked an extra block to avoid an irate goose.

Alright, this is more "guess my state" than "guess my country": When someone threatened us if we didn't give them a cannon, we said "COME AND TAKE IT YOU PIECES OF SH*T!!!"

I'm fat and angry

Mabuhay!

Never ever change anything in a recipe!

Tēnā koe koutou

When the power comes back on,the water gets cut off and when the water comes back on, its dirty

I once saw a cheeseburger with nacho sauce, pizza toppings, and two beef patties and there drink was a reeeaalllyy big cup of mountain dew. Also, my dad cut his finger up real bad, should've got stitches, couldn't because it was too expensive and we wouldn't be able to pay our bills.

Pardon me, sorry eh!

Pardon me, sorry eh…

sheep

From SouthAmerica, but not from Paraguay

Every day i wake up and ride a kangaroo to school

All day drinking, free medical help and a government that likes to party

Bears is our favorite nation animal. Fermented potatoes is our go-to drinks. Common misconception of stereotypes is the name Boris.

Hobbits.

Baldy heads, beer belly's, beans on toast.

We call it soccer here.

We're the good guys. We're also the guys who will freeze your assets and let your people starve, but it's because we're the good guys protecting you from the bad guys.

“freedom”