Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

Sorry.

A robber walks into a convenient store but before he pulls out his gun everyone else in the store pulls out their guns first.

Yesterday I made friends with a large venomous spider. Today I made friends with a small venomous spider. Tomorrow I’m going to find spiders everywhere, and buff kangaroos

Always mistaken with the country where kangaroos live

No, I'm not hungry. No, you're not the first to think of that brilliant joke.

I don't work in IT, elephants after not my ride, snakes don't dance on the roads, my city is Silicon Valley 2, most of us speak 4-5 native languages and English is our main language in school and college. To the surprise of many outsiders, our English and grammar is excellent.

Hi! Welcome to your average restaurant! Would you like a large, an extra large, or an EXTRA large?

bo’le o’ wo’ah
is chewsday innit
tea
lots of pubs
tea

We're an American excuse to get very drunk once a year

I don't associate with my northern neighbor. Also we don't eat cats as often as you'd think.

The country where everyone thinks we sit on the couch in lederhosen all day long on some mountain, get paid for doing nothing, eat sauerkraut and yodel on our cuckoo clocks.

We invented legos, constantly mistaken for our neighbours, love our bikes, and most of us is just as depressed as our weather.

Land of the mighty "T's": Tequila, Tacos and Tamales 😁👌

Proper (pre-covid) social distancing between strangers waiting in bus stops is five meters, but in sauna hips must touch.

“No it is not advised to take pictures with the buffaloes, yes they will kill you if you want a selfie, no I am not trying to take away your experience for this trip” common phrases where I live

I can speak waray waray and tagalog.

Recipe for disaster,
1 cup of depression.
10 tablespoons of homophobia.
1/8 teaspoon of happiness.
1 pound of racism.
2 cups of debt.
2 pounds of inequality.
4 tablespoons of homelessness.
A pinch of excitement.
5 1/2 cups of guns.
4 cups of abandonment.
5 tablespoons of suicide.
7 pounds of unfair health insurance.
And for a garnish, police brutality.
Mix that all up and you get my country.
Sorry for making it so dark, but it is where I live.

We have coffeeshops all over the country where nobody orders coffee.

We have thousands of curries, not just one. We don't ride elephants. And no we don't do the rope tricks. There's much more than just slums in our country.

Go 3 miles and turn left at the 2nd McDonalds. Walmart will be on your right.