Hey Pandas! Google “Florida man” and then your birthday (day/month) and tell me what a Florida man did! I’ll start: “Florida man with no arms stabbed a Chicago tourist. Florida man allegedly used his feet to stab a tourist.”
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So many good ones for March 17th. Stealing an alligator, which is probably pretty common, same as peeing in someone's house. But what makes a Florida Man special is "Florida Man nabbed after calling 911 to verify authenticity of his meth."
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#22
"Florida man pelts girlfriend with McDonalds"
Bonus (did one for my dad)
"Florida man under arrest after throwing baby at sheriff in an attempt to escape during a chase"
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#23
florida man chugged 2 beers in under 30 seconds at EPCOT
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