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Two kids with cancer fall in love and decide to take a trip to Amsterdam to meet a cranky author despite the fact they they could die at any minute.

Short people try to throw evil ring in volcano

A novella I wrote in highschool.

A guy gets in trouble for failing to do work. To avoid getting in trouble he hatches a diabolical plan to discredit their teacher that takes way more work than just doing the work assigned. Vindictively, he succeeds and ruins the life of the only person in his life to actually care about his success. The moral I think is 'don't care about students if you're a teacher. You might get one who'll f**k your day if given the chance. '

The actual plot essentially boils down to this-- The only female teacher at an all boys school confronts a failing student, offering to tutor him and help him. Not wanting to face the consequences for failing he decides to paint her as the aggressor to get the grades he's been given thrown out.
He carries out a plan unbeknownst to her until she gets accused of being inappropriate and sleeping with a student. Though she has alibies for some of the key dates she decides she can't share them because she was sleeping with a married journalist and she loves him too much to tarnish his teputation. He won't come forward as he's a 'have a cake and eat it too' kinda person who doesn't want to lose his marriage. Other students come forward, crucible style and further complicate things. It is very much a greek tragedy. My laptop broke in my first year of university so I lost all of it and I've never been able to find the will to sit down and rewrite it as it had been 60pages long. The only two hard copies I ever made were given to my English teacher and philosophy teacher in highschool to read as they were my favorite teachers and didn't mind me working on it during their classes. My English teacher thought I could have gotten it published with some editing. Too bad I'll never know.

Orphan boy gets a magic stick and kills God.

Mistreated kid gets a letter and becomes a wizard. Kid then proceeds to break almost every rule at his school and then almost get killed by a very pale bald man without a nose.

A man's house is destroyed - twice - so he decides to go on a road trip with an old friend leading to an archeological quest to find the people that built his home in the first place - followed by a light lunch.

Two boys in high school meet and they fall in love with each other, one of them has a eating disorder, the other is like a golden retriever, and they both become boyfriends.

One of Eros' daughters carries on his work despite being a depressed alcoholic living in modern day new york. One day she falls for a mark and chooses to selfishly use the arrow on herself. Also, she is only visible at night because plot convenience.

Over 6000 years two gay entities fall in love and contribute nothing really to the plot exept eating cake, feeding ducks and talking about dolphins. They’re the main characters but dont do much really to help stop the end of the world, they just sort of get in way 😅 also one is a snake who shouts at pot plants 😂

World split up, 13 towns surrounding capital. 26 boys and gurls go on real survivor show. Hunt or be hunted for the worlds entertainment. Main character take smol sis place in games.

This may not be clear enough...

3 sequels to this book (now officially 4)...
Made into movie...
Blood...

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My favorite novel if all time. I read it once a year. Two old Texas Rangers decide to steal a bunch if cows and horses from Mexico and move to Montana. Their old partner becomes a criminal, they are stalked by a wh0r3, and most everyone else dies.

Teen dies on his birthday and has to go on a stupid quest to keep Satan’s Fashion Consultant and his good friend’s a*****e magic dad from starting the end of the world.

A girl has a big sword and multiple lore stuff happens but the important part is she has a big sword
(Book I’m writing)

Kid is smarter than everyone around him which makes him creepy af and the target of bullies despite his puppy dog twin everyone loves. Lives on pure spite for the most part and has an insane talent for magic once he learns how to actually do it. While he does try to be decent most people don't see it that way and becomes what everyone expects of him. Especially after the whole soul sucking incident. Spite may keep him standing in the end.

That's just the prequel.

A teenage girl ends up in a parallel world to her own and is stuck solving its problems.

Some barely-a-teen teenager named John who wants to go on boat rides instead of being his father’s successor goes on a voyage with his father so he can SeE tHaT SaiLiNG iS bAd only for a storm to roll in and John’s dad becomes a moth and follows a lamp and they get shipwrecked. John wakes up to Scary Boi and his gang looting the wreck and killing survivors and runs away like a little baby. He is found and captured by them after being caught by Stumps.

He gets rescued by Chubby Chubs and taken in where he John meets Mary. He then goes on an adventure to find his dad who may still be alive.

He rescues his father and murders Scary Boi who was tryna pull a tricky trick and wreck a ship. His father then goes “Son, do whatever the fück you want.”

The End.

A kid falls for a lesbean and everything crumples.
(Stargirl)

A book I read on the internet but I forgot the title and author: Fast forwards when Earth has been destroyed and humans became intergalactic beings with high tech and stuff, there’s this team of 8 orphan teens (4 girls 4 boys) with superpowers saving the Galaxy from an evil mad scientist and a stupid ghost and an entire undead ghost army. The captain of the team, a 16 year old girl (who is supposed to be the best fighter, btw) is kidnapped and held as hostage at the evil scientists’ lair, and the rest of the team (her best friends) goes to rescue her while killing evil ghosts on the way. (One of the boys die on the way) But then the main character (a 16-y-o boy) who is in the team, has a crush on the captain. When they finally rescue her to complete the mission of eliminating the evil scientist, they suddenly realize they have to sacrifice someone to the Void and stay there in pain for eternity so they could live due to some weird curse of something. The captain for some reason hates one of her teammates, a sassy, sarcastic, quiet 17-y-o girl with depression (and invincibility as her power, so people use her as the human shield despite she can still feel pain) who also happened to be the dead boy’s girlfriend (I know, this sucks), just because the captain thinks she have a crush on the main character, while she absolutely DO NOT. :( So when they have to sacrifice someone to the Void, the captain, the main character, and the captain’s best friend all decided to push her in. The sad part was that the rest of the team that’s still alive (the 17-y-o girl’s best friend and her crush) was against it, but they couldn’t do anything to stop it. But then the girl comes back as a ghost and joins the evil scientist along with her dead boyfriend, and the main character and the captain and the rest of the team almost dies without their secret help, but they survive and beat the evil scientist and the ghosts (for now). The really unfair part was that even if the captain realized she was wrong and found a way to revive the girl and her boyfriend, she only did so because the main character thought she was sucky and had a big fight with her, saying the dead girl did nothing wrong. The ending was about the team making up and stuff and the girl simply just FORGIVE the captain for no reason, and the main character dating the captain, but then some weird mechanics of the evil scientist backfires and it wipes out everyone’s memory (except from the main character’s) and spreads the team all over the Galaxy, with another evil threat incoming. The end.