Hey Pandas, Summarize A Book Or A Movie In The Worst Possible Way (Closed)

The book says they're 12, nope, not in the movie! Let's also make a blonde girl brunette. This is called the Perry Johnson movies.

Father gets struck by lightning from another guys fingers and a big ball gets destroyed. And then everyone celebrated the death of that father and the ball

Pig who was supposed to be eaten become friends with talking spider, somehow ends up going to a fair, meets a weirdo mouse, and the spider makes amazing webs. Later the spider dies and the pig is left there to watch her babies all hatch and then leave.

ooh lets make this bad guy an all powerful wizard! also lets make his minions very small and can be killed with salt, tomatoes, or from a rock that removes their invisibility! now after showing that the villain can make things fireproof, and that he can shape-shift, lets kill him (even though he is AN ALL POWERFUL WIZARD,) by a man that likes birds.

One red idiot, the black black widow , and the terminator befriend a fire bender. They use there magical powers to find the cure to cancer. Can you guess what movie this is?

Water Potato Girl cries, shoots things, steals her sisters chance to be on TV, and try’s to decide whether she likes that banana bread aesthetic or that kissing ur cousin incest but not really aesthetic.

Girl and boy fell in love with each other, but they tragically died.
(Romeo & Juliet)
Sorry to spoil it to you, but I think everyone knows the story, and I didn't reveal the details.

Remake of a great animated movie but without the best/funniest character from the original.

an orphan gets kidnapped from his verbally abusive family by a big bearded man and gets taken to a castle to make "magical potions"

An young escort falls in love with a hot milf after being given toilet paper. (I'm not kidding.)

hey kid you are forced to murder some other kids and prob also get murdered. oh wait nope. your sister is doing hat instead. here's another random boy whos forced to kill some people. now sister and boy are in love. oh s**t that was a close one. sister and boyfriend murdered a lot of people. ah f**k sister and boyfriend have to murder some more people. now war is happening bc sister and boyfriend also ate poisoned bberries the first game of children killing eachother.

Teenage boy gets taken from abusive household by a large bearded man who takes him to castle. There he almost dies many times while making friends. A lot of his friends die but, not the main characters. A teacher who was thought to be evil ends up good. The main character dies....But doesn't.

A girl is in love with her 'brother' and she still kisses him and sleeps in the same bed as him like the rebel she is and then her actual brother tries to destroy everyone