Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It (Closed)

I have really good memory. Sometimes I remember things my parents don't remember, and I can remember since I was a baby.

I make terrible mistakes and normally pick the worst way of solving. If you want a faster solution don't follow me 😭

I have good memory and I can draw extremely realistic

I have no taste buds or sense of smell, but I can eat anything. I once ate spoiled milk on my cereal for three days until my husband took it way from me. (it did have chunks, but I apparently didn't notice) I was fine. I've eaten bad chicken, food that was left out, some sort of poisonous berry. (None of this was knowingly) and I have, at worse, had a stomach ache and that was from the berries.

I HAVE HYPERSENSITIVE EARS

I have the power of almost commenting on ever post, lol!

magic :0

I have mastered the Irish Goodbye

The Goosegod, Guardian of the Glistening Waters, Arbiter of Avian Antics, and Merriment Deity of the Divine Realm. I bet your honks are as legendary as your rule. Beware, innocent hoomans, for the honk of destiny might just be coming your way (credit to (CascadedFalls)

I'm very good at sensing living things around me. If you're there, then I can tell, not only that, but if you are currently near me, then please LEAVE WHY ARE YOU HERE-

I don't really get attached to anyone except animals and nature

i can make most people offended or pissed and wanting me to die in less than 5 min!

I can teleport to anywhere I think of

I can disappear from any conversation in a matter of minutes.

Well #1 is more of a curse, but I’m always prepared to lose any and all of my friends because I literally ALWAYS do in some way, and #2 is when I get deja vu (not sure I spelled that right), I don’t get a feeling something happened before, I get a distinct memory of something happening.

I understand every single Far Side cartoon. I don't always find the joke funny, but I understand it.

I have 2 i can think of.
1. I am super empathic and kind (almost to a fault)
2. I have a strong sense of smell. Which is wild cause i also have bad allergies (nose stuffy a lot) yet i can clearly smell dtuff ppl swear dont have a scent

This might not count but here I go: I'm a sympathic crier. Ex. My friend got stung in the foot by a yellow jacket or something, so someone pulled the stinger out. It was extremely painful for her, she was crying. I was crying cause I don't like seeing my friends in pain.

I can concern people with my rapid description of Heathers the Musical.

ill eat whatever u serve me. Especially ur dic- jkjk