Share your shower thoughts!
#21
You cant move your top teeth
If you drop soap is the floor clean or soap dirty?
Brushing your teeth is the only time you wash your skeleton
3points
#22
What if I randomly grew a pizza tree on my head? I think about some crazy s**t.
3points
#23
Fire is like a virus, you can give it to people and they can catch it.(as in the fire spreading to them)
2points
#24
Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
2points
#25
sleeping is like the trailer to death. some would say they want the full movie and now im sad.
2points
#26
You cannot be pro-life if you are also an anti-masker. At best, you are simply pro-fetus.
2points
#27
1. Hm.... If a cat lost its tail, would it still be able to land on all 4 feet?
2. 4-leaf clover means good luck, would a 5-6-7-8.etc leaf clover mean 2x or 3x the good luck?
3. The speed of light is the same as the speed of dark.
4. Why is there a thing called Grapefruit if there is a fruit called a grape?
5. You never see advertisements for Microwaves...
6. If you look at one star during the day its blinding, but if you look at a million stars at night its soothing.
7. The first human to go to another solar system might be greeted by more humans who left later but on a faster ship.
8. In super mario 64. the basement of peach's castle had flooded despite peach being friends with 2 plumbers...
9. Dora calls herself an explorer but only travels through mapped territories.
10. The first person to hear a parrot speak probably spent a good while questioning his sanity...
2. 4-leaf clover means good luck, would a 5-6-7-8.etc leaf clover mean 2x or 3x the good luck?
3. The speed of light is the same as the speed of dark.
4. Why is there a thing called Grapefruit if there is a fruit called a grape?
5. You never see advertisements for Microwaves...
6. If you look at one star during the day its blinding, but if you look at a million stars at night its soothing.
7. The first human to go to another solar system might be greeted by more humans who left later but on a faster ship.
8. In super mario 64. the basement of peach's castle had flooded despite peach being friends with 2 plumbers...
9. Dora calls herself an explorer but only travels through mapped territories.
10. The first person to hear a parrot speak probably spent a good while questioning his sanity...
I has more...
2points
#28
If you think about it, birthdays are really satanic rituals about chanting around a flaming object that represents the amount of years taken off your life, upon which the flames are blown out and a knife is stabbed through it (I have so many of these lol)
2points
#29
Are Medusa’s leg hairs just tiny snakes?
2points
#30
They never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg
2points
#31
1. In captain America the first avenger why didn’t he jump out of the plane like he did in captain America the winter soldier?
2. Why are the letters on a keyboard not in alphabetical order?
3. God has the power to make life on earth and women have the power to make life on earth so doesn’t that make god a woman? #ArianaGrande #Godisawoman
4. The person who made letters must hate the person who made numbers with 9 numbers you can make an infinite amount of numbers but with 26 letters you can only make 171,476 words in the English alphabet
5. Are there such things as baby’s named Karen or do they spawn at the age of 40?
2. Why are the letters on a keyboard not in alphabetical order?
3. God has the power to make life on earth and women have the power to make life on earth so doesn’t that make god a woman? #ArianaGrande #Godisawoman
4. The person who made letters must hate the person who made numbers with 9 numbers you can make an infinite amount of numbers but with 26 letters you can only make 171,476 words in the English alphabet
5. Are there such things as baby’s named Karen or do they spawn at the age of 40?
2points
#32
When you say "forward" or "backward" your lips move in that direction.
If you keep on adding odd numbers in order (1+3+5+7+9+11...) you will always get a square number (1+3=2², 4+5=3², 9+7=4², 16+9=5², 25+11=6², etc)
yeah I'm kind of a nerd :)
2points
#33
Swiss cheese has holes...
More cheese = more holes
more holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
wait.
More cheese = more holes
more holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
wait.
2points
#34
WELL-EXPRESSED is dialed using only the odd numbers on a telephone keypad.
NONCOMMUNICATING uses only even numbers.
1point
#35
I want a twin who is 5 minutes younger than me so I can say "When I was your age..." and then proceed to tell them what I did 5 minutes ago.
1point
#36
We drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway. Why? I don’t know.
0points
#37
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
0points