Hey Pandas, Share Your Shower Thoughts (Closed)

When you say the word "Touch" your lips don't touch. But, if you say the word "Separate" your lips touch...... You just tried this, didn't you?

A pizza’s shape is round. It’s delivered in a box. And you cut it into triangles.

The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.

When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

i have more if you want :)

Here are some, i found on bored panda
1. Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
2.Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
3. As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
4. Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.
5. When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
6. I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it
7. Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.

SO true

We have to pretend that we're asleep to actually fall asleep

1. By the time you are finished reading this sentence, 5 volcanoes have erupted around the world
2. Every minute, somebody around the world dies from Covid
3. Every 5 minutes, somebody is born and somebody dies.
4. When a morgue worker dies, they have to go to work once more.
5. Brushing your teeth is the only time you can clean your skeleton
6. You've never seen your own face before, only in pictures, videos, reflections, etc.
I have more if you want. ;)

1. what if ghosts say "boo" because they only haunt people they disliked, and all they do is "boo" them from the afterlife. so it's not to scare you, it's to show you that they think you suck.

2. apple has "air." amazon has "fire." google has "earth." I think Microsoft should create something called "water."

3. is the S or the C silent in scent?

4. in a wedding 2 families enter but only 1 family leaves.

5. "middle of the night water" tastes so much better than normal water.

There are more butt cheeks in the world than humans. Stolen with love from Liza Koshy

WHY DID MY BROTHER USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER IT'S SO COLD NOW AHHHHHHHH

Yup, that's pretty much all my thoughts in the shower.

The fact that popular culture may well have T-Rex wrong. As we are increasingly finding out that dinosaurs are related to birds, and many had feathers. Now what if the T-Rex was aquatic? Like a ginormous nightmare duck.

These are all stolen, I am not creative:
Turning up the volume is like zooming in but with sound. Centaurs have 2 rib cages. Candles have been changed from using to see to something to smell.

1. Why are buildings called buildings if there already built.

2. What was scars name before the scar.

3. If you cut your arm off where would you feel the pain because you saint have an arm to feel the pain.

4. That everyone has their house broken into every year

5. If Adam and Eve were the first people on earth does that mean everyone should have the same last name and everyone is related.

Since there is always at least one pregnant woman in the world, the average number of vertebrae in the human body is always more than one. 0_0

If you were born deaf, what language would you think in.

If you’re waiting on the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?

If you’re cleaning a vaccum cleaner, aren’t you the vaccum cleaner?

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Therefore, a coconut is a mammal. (Thank you for coming to my TedTalk)

Not sure if this counts, but it was keeping me up last night so here goes...
'Antonym' is an antonym of synonym, but 'synonym' is not a synonym of antonym

My cat doesn’t know what Oklahoma is.

You can’t imagine a new smell

Yo... sorry for another post... but I just realized like 2 minutes ago.
Think about a really high note and play it in your head. Then try to go to the next highest note. Unless if you actually sing the note. you cant think about it :O

not mine!!!

what if theres water on mars because we used to live there a million years ago and we sent adam and eve in a space pod to earth because our civilization was dying and that pod was the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

i dunno just something to think about